A Sunday morning funny moment

cymbidia

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It was Sunday morning and i was on the way to my play partner's house. Filled with more than just little flutterings of nervous excitement, too, i was aroused and excited, anticipatory and afraid. My senses were already on high.

I stopped at one of those drive-through coffee places, the ones that sell premium coffees. Maybe a mocha for the road, i thought. I'd not eaten (i never do before what i know will be hard play) and my stomach was doing flip-flops.

The stand was attended by two kids, late teens in age, perhaps. The day was already sunny and gorgeous. They were working in a cool place. They had thier music going. Their tip cup looked stuffed, too. All was right with thier world, one could just tell.

They made my coffee and we chatted a bit during the process; i'm a regular at this stand.

"So, where are you off to?" one of them asked.

I raised an eyebrow, immediately aware of the oversized black bag on the seat behind me, a bag that was locked securely with a key lock. I shifted, aware of my garters, of the lace-topped stockings they held up, of the satin and lace bustier i was wearing beneath my ordinary, snap-all-the-way-up-the-front (for easy removal) denim dress.

I grinned. "You're not old enough for me to tell you what i'm going to be doing today."

They stopped and looked in at me. Both looked surprised and a bit nonplussed at my answer.

"Well," one of them finally said into my grinning silence, "you'd be surprised at what i did last night."

"Maybe not," i countered, taking my mocha from the other and flashing a warm smile at them both before i drove off to meet my dominant play partner, "maybe not."
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:)
That's a deliciously naughty feeling isn't it?
I drive (well, I DID, and will again!) past the secret site of the local bdsm club all the time, and every time I do I think "oh, if all these passerbys knew what was behind that door". There is something so exciting about that "I have a secret" feeling.
I first suspected Sam had Dom tendencies when he wanted me to wear a buttplug when we went shopping.
 
How very cute cym,

I just KNOW that feeling,

... like sitting in a plane all dressed up business like, with all the other business people, but knowing that in your hand luggage besides the laptop and papers there is a collar and some other fun things (pre 11/9/2001) for some "after work fun"


Oh my - but let's be hoinest, wouldn't you just LOVE to tknow what the kid was up to????? Just for curiosity sake *lol*
 
LOL... I know what you mean... I had my collar in my carryon back when I flew out of my vacation. They inspected my bags and the guy pulled it out and looked at the tag which says
"Jen's Sweet One" and then flashes me a big grin and whispered "Cute, been collared by some beautiful femme Domme eh?" I just looked at him not knowing what to say lol

*wonders how she is gonna get back to Texas with all her floggers, crops, quirts, lengths of chain etc*
 
I would love to be able to read the guys mind at the check counter at the hard ware store, when I get to the counter with the follow items,

50' of white rope
2 packages of 50 clothespins (hey, they were on sale)
2 big eyehooks w/ attached big O rings
1 can of black spray paint
10' of rubber hosing
3' of closet pole
3' section of toilet chain
and a few other odds and ends
 
CarolineOh said:
:)
That's a deliciously naughty feeling isn't it?
I drive (well, I DID, and will again!) past the secret site of the local bdsm club all the time, and every time I do I think "oh, if all these passerbys knew what was behind that door". There is something so exciting about that "I have a secret" feeling.
I first suspected Sam had Dom tendencies when he wanted me to wear a buttplug when we went shopping.



It's funny how I knew you would do it too, isn't it?
 
Caroline?
Can i have him when you're all done with him?
:D
 
how embarassing.
if i was a different kind of moderator, i'd be erasing this now...
:eek:
 
sorry!
i'm just a newbie making all kinds of newbie mistakes.
don't pay me any attention.
i'll get this system figured out sooner or later!
:D
 
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Thanks for the Giant Grin, cym!

Although i'm still a novice, i can relate to your story.

One of the greatest benefits whach has come from my study of BDSM has been the quantum leap expansion of my sense of humor.

There's nobody to share my amusement with around here, (except my nephew, who's 15, but astonishingly hip, nonetheless) so i find myself often wrestling with supressed laughter at some of the things which occur in everyday life.

It reminds me of an analogous situation which happened in a bar i used to frequent. i had joined a conversation, midstream, with a couple of friends and the bartender.

The couple were just about to leave; the bartender said, "Gotta get home and do those dishes, eh?" The male member of the couple said, "Yup, those dishes won't do themselves."

i said, somewhat smugly, "i have a machine at home that does my dishes." and the three of them all exploded into gales of laughter.

i stood there mystified until they calmed down. Then the bartender explained that earlier they had been talking about sex, and how "it's a dirty job, but it's gotta be done." To which another replied, "Yeah, like the dishes."

Talk about "walking right into that one".

i also kinda wonder what the coffee vendor had been up to, and about the guy who checked Dustygrrl's bags.(hmmm?)

It is kind of a secret society isn't it? i bet there are times when the old Marquis de Sade just about blows the lid off his coffin at some of the things we get up to.

It's not just a joy, It's an adventure.
 
cymbidia said:
Caroline?
Can i have him when you're all done with him?
:D

I'm sorry, sweetie, but I intend to wear him down to nothing before I'm done.;)
 
cymbidia said:
sorry!
i'm just a newbie making all kinds of newbie mistakes.
don't pay me any attention.
i'll get this system figured out sooner or later!
:D

You can be such a bad girl :D
 
That reminds me of a call I took at work.

(I work on an IT helpdesk).

Someone had locked themselves out of the network so I asked her what error she was getting and she replied in all seriousness...

"The dominant password you supplied is not correct"

It took me a moment to realise that she meant domain, password so I duly got her password reset and when she thanked me profusely - I replied - "No, *thank you*, you've made my day!"

She sounded a bit confused, but it still makes me smile :)
 
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