A Strange Convent

[Brandnewbuddy]

A new convent opens and the sisters try and ingratiate themselves with the town right away. They are helpful and friendly…and surprisingly attractive. Only thing is, the local priest has never heard of them.

The other thing is they have no qualms about sex: they just have rules for it.

So when a new nun joins or comes to visit and is caught masturbating. She is chastised but not for the act but for doing it alone. She is insteucted and then invited to join sisters in some mutual masturbation. If a sister wants to have sex with another sister, all they need do is just have sex in the chapel so their husband (Christ) can be present

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Or they meet a guy who leaves confession upset and they ask him what’s wrong. He tells them he is a chronic masturbator and the priest said he is commiting a sin every time he does so.

Like above, sisters tell him his real sin is doing so alone. Watching pornography and masturbating alone can warp someone’s perception so if he feels the need, he should first call one of the sisters. He asks about the “spilt seed” and they tell him the body regularly destroys unused semen so there can be no sin there and if it bothers him, the sisters will be happy to swallow every drop.

They also have no issue with gay people as the original translation regarding men was concerned with pedophilia and the passage about women is vague “once we figure out what “as a man” means, well let you know”

 

[Rob_Royale]

Castle Anthrax anyone? Sounds like fun.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

It’s a fun story premise… you should get started and share. I’ve outlined a faith-centered erotic story myself, told from the view of a priest who struggles with his vows, hearing all the tantalizing details from women and men who sit outside his confessional. In my version, he’ll leave the priesthood and get out into the world, discovering that they weren’t really “sins” of the flesh after all. Of course, there’s one parishioner in particular who’s part of his journey.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

But it isn't really a convent at all.

They added the 't' at the end because they figured the town would welcome a convent more than a coven.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Back in the 1930s there was a church of Aphrodite. Seems like this could be spun into a sex-positive religious order.

 

[usable001]

During Elizabethan times, "nunnery" was also a slang term for a brothel.

In Hamlet, the line "Get thee to a nunnery" would have had a double meaning for audiences.