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MercyMia said:
Down past her tonsils, and down past her epiglottis, Omar's gigantic organ coursed deeper into Alba's oral canal until at last, the tip was tickling the top of her uterus. "Gablagmagsha!" Alba stuttered, her steel teeth touching the base of Omar's manhood. Jimmy Jack understood her muffled cry for help so he applied his size-14 foot in a swift, firm kick to Omar's pants, forcing him forward. Alba was crushed against the


toilet and Omars mighty organ was starting to unload it's huge payload
 
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bluespoke said:
toilet and Omars mighty organ was starting to unload it's huge payload

directly into the toilet. The tip was hanging down, outside of Alba's vagina! Jimmy Jammy ran into the store and came back with a huge plumber's friend that he applied to Omar's
 
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MercyMia said:
directly into the toilet. The tip was hanging down, outside of Alba's vagina! Jimmy Jammy ran into the store and came back with a huge plumber's friend that he applied to Omar's
head. Jimmy Jack knew that if he didn't act soon, Omar might very well kill Alma, or she might bite off his huge organ and it would be lodged inside Alma from one end to the other. What a perdicament for Jimmy Jack.
 
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Magical_Mother said:
head. Jimmy Jack knew that if he didn't act soon, Omar might very well kill Alma, or she might bite off his huge organ and it would be lodged inside Alma from one end to the other. What a perdicament for Jimmy Jack.

Carefully, he wedged one hand between Omar's thighs, hoping to leverage the heavy-set man and heave him out of the tiny bathroom. Just when he had a firm grip on some leg flesh, Jimmy Jack felt a wet splash of
 
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MercyMia said:
Carefully, he wedged one hand between Omar's thighs, hoping to leverage the heavy-set man and heave him out of the tiny bathroom. Just when he had a firm grip on some leg flesh, Jimmy Jack felt a wet splash of
a mixture of cold water, hot cum and blood. " OH MY GOD!" he screamed, as he saw the sight unfolding before his eyes....
 
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Magical_Mother said:
a mixture of cold water, hot cum and blood. " OH MY GOD!" he screamed, as he saw the sight unfolding before his eyes....

Jimmy Jack felt himself falling backwards in slow motion. At the moment when he should have hit the floor, he felt the earth shaking beneath him. He opened his eyes and found Alba's bared breasts quivering over his face. She was peering down at him with a look of grave concern. "Honey," she drawled, "you must have been dreaming something awful. Cuz you were moaning and thrashing in your sleep."

Jimmy Jack rubbed his eyes with fisted hands. "Alba, baby, it was terrible. Tell me you'll never
 
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MercyMia said:
Jimmy Jack felt himself falling backwards in slow motion. At the moment when he should have hit the floor, he felt the earth shaking beneath him. He opened his eyes and found Alba's bared breasts quivering over his face. She was peering down at him with a look of grave concern. "Honey," she drawled, "you must have been dreaming something awful. Cuz you were moaning and thrashing in your sleep."

Jimmy Jack rubbed his eyes with fisted hands. "Alba, baby, it was terrible. Tell me you'll never

let me eat all those damn pudding pops before bed." He gazed lovingly at her large firm breasts, wanting to have his face between them.

"Well sweetheart," Alba cooed, "maybe next time you'll
 
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VincentFloyd said:
let me eat all those damn pudding pops before bed." He gazed lovingly at her large firm breasts, wanting to have his face between them.

"Well sweetheart," Alba cooed, "maybe next time you'll

share the pudding pops with *me* and then I just might share my pudding pops with you!" She shook her large firm breasts provocatively in his face. Jimmy Jack
 
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MercyMia said:
share the pudding pops with *me* and then I just might share my pudding pops with you!" She shook her large firm breasts provocatively in his face. Jimmy Jack

lost control of his hardened member and exploded a load all over the sheets. Not knowing what else to do, Jimmy Jack burst into uncontrollable laughter, while Alba looked at the large sticky mess with awe.

"Goodness," Alba said, "when's the last time you ever shot a load like that with me?"

Jimmy Jack replied
 
VincentFloyd said:
lost control of his hardened member and exploded a load all over the sheets. Not knowing what else to do, Jimmy Jack burst into uncontrollable laughter, while Alba looked at the large sticky mess with awe.

"Goodness," Alba said, "when's the last time you ever shot a load like that with me?"

Jimmy Jack replied

"Baby, hold me. I've had a horrible nightmare that felt so real. And I've just cum without the benefit of penetration. You've *got* to feel *some* sympathy for poor ole Jimmy Jack here." Slyly he slid his hand between her breasts and pretended to rub her
 
MercyMia said:
"Baby, hold me. I've had a horrible nightmare that felt so real. And I've just cum without the benefit of penetration. You've *got* to feel *some* sympathy for poor ole Jimmy Jack here." Slyly he slid his hand between her breasts and pretended to rub her

as he reached over for the last pudding pop on the night stand.

Alba, rightfully so, was furious.

"Dammit Jimmy Jack! Can you please stop eating those damn things and give me the fucking of a lifetime?"

Jimmy Jack pondered the question a moment.

Alba, rightfully so, smacked him upside the head.

"I was about to give you a toe curling blow job," Alba said, "but now I might
 
VincentFloyd said:
as he reached over for the last pudding pop on the night stand.

Alba, rightfully so, was furious.

"Dammit Jimmy Jack! Can you please stop eating those damn things and give me the fucking of a lifetime?"

Jimmy Jack pondered the question a moment.

Alba, rightfully so, smacked him upside the head.

"I was about to give you a toe curling blow job," Alba said, "but now I might

just keep my lips to myself! Hmph!" she pouted, crossing her arms over her breasts, hiding them for a moment from Jimmy Jack's gaze.

He tried to ease her arms from her chest and from obstructing his view. "Tickle, tickle!" he teased, not noticing the pudding pop melting down his arm, dribbling to his chest.

Alba eyed him balefully. Suddenly, she loosened her
 
MercyMia said:
just keep my lips to myself! Hmph!" she pouted, crossing her arms over her breasts, hiding them for a moment from Jimmy Jack's gaze.

He tried to ease her arms from her chest and from obstructing his view. "Tickle, tickle!" he teased, not noticing the pudding pop melting down his arm, dribbling to his chest.

Alba eyed him balefully. Suddenly, she loosened her

arms from her glorious mammaries, allowing Jimmy Jack to see for himself the wonder that are her breasts.

"Would you like to say hello to the twins?" Alba said.

"Don't mind if I do, but I'm fairly sure I'll have to do more than say hi." Jimmy Jack said, in his painful impersonation of an already bad porn star.

Jimmy Jack began kissing Alba's globes, then slowly licking the nipples, all the while
 
VincentFloyd said:
arms from her glorious mammaries, allowing Jimmy Jack to see for himself the wonder that are her breasts.

"Would you like to say hello to the twins?" Alba said.

"Don't mind if I do, but I'm fairly sure I'll have to do more than say hi." Jimmy Jack said, in his painful impersonation of an already bad porn star.

Jimmy Jack began kissing Alba's globes, then slowly licking the nipples, all the while

the pudding pop melted down his wrist, down his arm, down his elbow and on to his chest.

Alba squirmed when she felt him kissing her chest. It was good, too good. What was Jimmy Jack up to now? She shifted her weight on the bed, practically smothering Jimmy Jack with her milky breasts. Something small and hard pressed against her ribs. Ouch! She glanced down and found
 
MercyMia said:
the pudding pop melted down his wrist, down his arm, down his elbow and on to his chest.

Alba squirmed when she felt him kissing her chest. It was good, too good. What was Jimmy Jack up to now? She shifted her weight on the bed, practically smothering Jimmy Jack with her milky breasts. Something small and hard pressed against her ribs. Ouch! She glanced down and found

her most favorite of all her dildos, the gold plated one given to her by Queen Elizabeth on the expedition in South Africa! Holy Crap!

"What in the bloody hell are you doing with that thing?" Alba shouted.

Jimmy Jack tried to reply, but upon seeing his precious pudding pop melting away on his chest, he quickly ran to the bathroom, looking for some kind of instrument to put the remaining pudding into.

After rummaging for a few seconds, and trying to calm his lovely Alba, Jimmy Jack found
 
VincentFloyd said:
her most favorite of all her dildos, the gold plated one given to her by Queen Elizabeth on the expedition in South Africa! Holy Crap!

"What in the bloody hell are you doing with that thing?" Alba shouted.

Jimmy Jack tried to reply, but upon seeing his precious pudding pop melting away on his chest, he quickly ran to the bathroom, looking for some kind of instrument to put the remaining pudding into.

After rummaging for a few seconds, and trying to calm his lovely Alba, Jimmy Jack found

the receptacle for her dentures. He slipped the melting pudding pop into it and felt torn between the melting confection and his waiting Alba. Which appetite should he indulge?

Alba began to whistle
 
MercyMia said:
the receptacle for her dentures. He slipped the melting pudding pop into it and felt torn between the melting confection and his waiting Alba. Which appetite should he indulge?

Alba began to whistle

the theme from "Flashdance", and was wondering why in the bloody hell it was taking him so damn long to find something for his freakin' pudding pops. "I knew I never should have bought him more of those things."

Jimmy Jack tucked away his precious pudding pop (3 times fast!) under the sink, and hobbled back to the bed.

"Now my darling," he said, "your master of sexual disaster has returned!"

But to his horror Jimmy Jack saw
 
VincentFloyd said:
the theme from "Flashdance", and was wondering why in the bloody hell it was taking him so damn long to find something for his freakin' pudding pops. "I knew I never should have bought him more of those things."

Jimmy Jack tucked away his precious pudding pop (3 times fast!) under the sink, and hobbled back to the bed.

"Now my darling," he said, "your master of sexual disaster has returned!"

But to his horror Jimmy Jack saw

that poor, patient Alba had fallen fast asleep. The blankets were pulled up tight to her chin and she snored in peaceful oblivion.

"Dang," Jimmy Jack huffed as he retrieved his pudding pop juice from under the sink (3 times faster!) and sucked the stick. His erection poked up its head and seemed to look at him with sympathy.

He shook his
 
MercyMia said:
that poor, patient Alba had fallen fast asleep. The blankets were pulled up tight to her chin and she snored in peaceful oblivion.

"Dang," Jimmy Jack huffed as he retrieved his pudding pop juice from under the sink (3 times faster!) and sucked the stick. His erection poked up its head and seemed to look at him with sympathy.

He shook his

massive wang and said "well Rocky Balboa, I guess it's another round with Apollo Creed for you tonight. Maybe in the morning you'll get to go one on one with Adrienne."

He finished his wonderful pudding pop as he layed down in the bed next to Alba, all the while humming "Gonna Fly Now".

As he slowly rubbed his aching cock, he
 
VincentFloyd said:
massive wang and said "well Rocky Balboa, I guess it's another round with Apollo Creed for you tonight. Maybe in the morning you'll get to go one on one with Adrienne."

He finished his wonderful pudding pop as he layed down in the bed next to Alba, all the while humming "Gonna Fly Now".

As he slowly rubbed his aching cock, he

felt a small controlled shivering next to him on the sticky sheets. Was he cumming already? He reached down and groped around and was much relieved to find
 
MercyMia said:
felt a small controlled shivering next to him on the sticky sheets. Was he cumming already? He reached down and groped around and was much relieved to find

his pet orangutan named Wilbur! Jimmy Jack hasn't seen him in ages, ever since they freed him from that hell hole in Hanoi all those decades back.

"I've been looking everywhere for you Wilbur!" Jimmy Jack exclaimed. "Maybe you can sneak out and buy me some pudding pops, like old times eh?"

Wilbur replied with a fart so deadly, Jimmy Jack lost his hard on. Some things never change.

Jimmy Jack placed Wilbur back in his crib, kissed him goodnight, and went
 
Wilbur!!! LOL!

to the kitchen to rummage through the freezer.

In the back, behind the ice trays and blocks of frozen burgers, he found a small frosty tin of
 
MercyMia said:
to the kitchen to rummage through the freezer.

In the back, behind the ice trays and blocks of frozen burgers, he found a small frosty tin of

semen?? what the! what the hell was this doing in the freezer? it could have at least been in the ice box they keep in the garage. Was Alba planning on making clones of him, thought Jimmy Jack. Or maybe Alba drinks it like water, maybe she gets off to drinking it? Must investigate further.

He put the small tin of semen back (after taking a whiff of course) and trotted back to bed, void of any appetite whatsoever.

He got back into bed and
 
tried to go to sleep. The thought of the frozen semen made him toss and turn, toss and turn, even as Alba slept soundly, snoring softly beside him.

Towards daybreak, Jimmy Jack could stand it no longer. He shook Alba awake as gently as his impatience allowed.

"Wha--huh?" Alba mumbled, coming to her senses.

"Honey
 
MercyMia said:
tried to go to sleep. The thought of the frozen semen made him toss and turn, toss and turn, even as Alba slept soundly, snoring softly beside him.

Towards daybreak, Jimmy Jack could stand it no longer. He shook Alba awake as gently as his impatience allowed.

"Wha--huh?" Alba mumbled, coming to her senses.

"Honey

what in the bloody fuck is that tin of semen in the freezer for????"

Alba gave him a strange look before replying...

"Oh yeah! well you might think it's weird, but sometimes I like to make semen pudding pops and eat them when you're not around...come to think of it...uh oh..."

Jimmy Jack said "What? what's wrong?"

"Um...well....you know those pudding pops you were eating...well...they
 
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