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Bernard Cribbins - Hole in The Ground
Well there was I, stood in me hole
Shovelling earth for all I was worth
There was him, standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on my shovel and sighed
Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied
I just couldn't bear, to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round cos I don't want it square
And if you disagree it don't bother me
That's the place where the hole's gonna be
Well there we was, disscussing this hole
This hole in the ground, sort of big and sort of round, it was
Well it's not there now, the ground's all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat
Well there was I, stood in me hole
Shovelling earth for all I was worth
There was him, standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on my shovel and sighed
Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied
I just couldn't bear, to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round cos I don't want it square
And if you disagree it don't bother me
That's the place where the hole's gonna be
Well there we was, disscussing this hole
This hole in the ground, sort of big and sort of round, it was
Well it's not there now, the ground's all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat
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