A small snippet of dinner conversation

[glynndah]

"When I was a little girl, your grandfather worked as station master at the train yard. One day the circus train came into town. For some reason the tracks weren't clear yet and the train had to be pulled into a siding. A large monkey reached through his cage and grabbed a cat that just happened to be passing by. He pulled the cat through the bars of his cage and began pumping it vigorously. The cat was yowling, caterwauling, but the monkey kept on pumping. When he was finished, he let the cat go. The cat shot through the bars of the cage like ... well, like a cat that had just got pumped by a circus monkey."


And what did you talk about at dinner last night?

 

[Vermilion]

Um... pumping?

 

[glynndah]

Um... pumping?

Exactly what it sounds like. Hot monkey sex. Well, except there was a cat involved.

 

[rgraham666]

I usually eat alone.

And after reading that little snippet I'm extremely happy about that.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I don't hold with cruelty to cats.

 

[Safe_Bet]

Exactly what it sounds like. Hot monkey sex. Well, except there was a cat involved.

The only thing better than hot monkey / pussy sex is hot flying love monkey / pussy sex.

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Oh, we talked about today's soccer game.

 

[Vermilion]

Exactly what it sounds like. Hot monkey sex. Well, except there was a cat involved.

Sorry - never heard that term for fucking before

Poor puss cat
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[epiphany65]

I eat alone too, sort of... it's with a beagle sitting beside me, hoping I drop my food or give him some. He's probably about as excited about the prospects of either as a horny monkey.

 

[glynndah]

I don't hold with cruelty to cats.

Neither do it. The cat didn't seem to like it either. From what I was able to gather, the whole incident didn't last more that a minute or so.

 

[sr71plt]

I understood "pumping." The surrealism of the story as an overheard snippet was amusing--if you managed to divorce yourself from the mechanics of it all. Afraid my dinner conversation last night centered on how my rich sister expected us to refrigerate, let alone manage to eat the gigantic edible fruit arrangement she'd sent to arrive on Friday. (If we'd gotten it in the middle of the week, my wife could have hauled it off to her office for snacks.)

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Bestiality among the beasts? Sheesh!

Still, it's better than what we got when Hot Mama was taking parasitology . . .

 

[R. Richard]

How can you people overlook the obvious?

OK, the circus monkey has roustabouts moving past his cage as they set up the circus. What do the roustabouts talk about? Pussy, of course. So, the monkey decides to find out what this pussy thing is all about. OK, so he got the meaning a little wrong, this is a monkey we're talking about here.