A small Cookie rant...

[Lisa Denton]

Mijita*, I have conflicting emotions about this. Earl's my god-son, so it's kind of like he's your half-brother.

O, screw it, make sure there's room for his huge scrawl.

Mum

* Spanish for my little girl/daughter.

Gosh Mum, I didn't know he was my bubba, just to be safe I don't think you should give us a bath together.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

PSEUDO

Think about yourself in a suede speedo.
Think of how it would smell.
Now, don’t tell anyone that it’s coming from you.

PU suede speedo

U be silent.

P / sued / o

pseudo

Or, just get a spellchecker.

Thanks, Burly. I needed that, I guess. In any case, you're my favorite pedant.

Rumple Foreskin