A Simple guide to Goverment

crystalhunting

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A little boy asks, "Daddy, what's politics?" And Daddy answers, "Well, son,
let me explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call
me Capitalism. Your Mom is the administrator of the money, so let's call her
the Government. We're take care of your needs, so let's call you the People.
Your nanny is the Working Class. And your baby brother is the Future. Now,
think about all that until it makes sense." Later that night, the boy hears
his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds the baby
has soiled his diaper. He goes to his parents' room and finds his mother
sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding
the door locked, he peers in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the
nanny. He finally gives up and heads back to bed. The next morning he says,
"Daddy, I think I finally understand politics." "Really, son? Good! Tell
me." "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government
is sound asleep, the People are ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t! Is
that about right, Daddy?"


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