A silly question that's been bother me all day...

Where is the hypothetical car parked?

  • The car is parked between the Ford Foci.

    Votes: 11 39.3%
  • The car is parked between the Ford Focuses.

    Votes: 13 46.4%
  • I wanted to see the results without offering an opinion and I am so pathetically stupid that I did n

    Votes: 4 14.3%

  • Total voters
    28

KillerMuffin

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Yes, I posted a poll. Sue me.

The best way to do this is to pose a ferinstance. So imagine with me if you will. Let's say that you parked your car between a red Ford Focus and a green Ford Focus. These are the only two Fords cars on the lot, but there are a few Ford trucks and a van. You tell someone who isn't into mathematics where your car is parked. Which is the best way to do it? You can answer why if you wanna.
 
"Mine's the white Grand Cherokee, license number TZU 426 parked right there (pointing)"
 
You are so precious

In the same way that many Elvises are actually "Elvii", Focuses are "Focii"
 
Both are acceptable, but I think people would usually say focuses; only silly fucks (no offense) say foci...

...me? I say, "my car is that piece of shit in the parking lot. You'll know it when you see it..."
 
Those Ford Taurusi over there are very sleak, but I want the hatchback modle.


Those Jeep Cherokeei are very very good for trips up mountains.

Silly me.
 
Starfish said:
Those Ford Taurusi over there are very sleak, but I want the hatchback modle.


Those Jeep Cherokeei are very very good for trips up mountains.

Silly me.

Not many mountains around here but it works real good in all the snow! (we had around 300 inches last winter)
 
ExLimey said:


Not many mountains around here but it works real good in all the snow! (we had around 300 inches last winter)

Really? We had a bit over 3 last winter...for a place that's freakin' freezin' during winter
 
KillerMuffin said:
Yes, I posted a poll. Sue me.

The best way to do this is to pose a ferinstance. So imagine with me if you will. Let's say that you parked your car between a red Ford Focus and a green Ford Focus. These are the only two Fords cars on the lot, but there are a few Ford trucks and a van. You tell someone who isn't into mathematics where your car is parked. Which is the best way to do it? You can answer why if you wanna.

Easily solved. Wait until the green one drives off and say "that's my car by the red ford focus" :D
 
1st off.. I never park between cars. I park as far away from others as I possibly can. I have two orange cones that are placed in the empty parking spots that I park between.

But.. since this is a hypothetical question. I'd say "I'm parked between the Red Ford piece of shit Focus and the Green Ford piece of shit Focus."
 
freakygurl said:

But.. since this is a hypothetical question. I'd say "I'm parked between the Red Ford piece of shit Focus and the Green Ford piece of shit Focus."


That was my second choice, "between that red piece of shit and the green piece of shit." I just tried to be more diplomatic first time around!
 
KillerMuffin said:
Yes, I posted a poll. Sue me.

The best way to do this is to pose a ferinstance. So imagine with me if you will. Let's say that you parked your car between a red Ford Focus and a green Ford Focus. These are the only two Fords cars on the lot, but there are a few Ford trucks and a van. You tell someone who isn't into mathematics where your car is parked. Which is the best way to do it? You can answer why if you wanna.

Since I'm a sillier fuckii then the others, I'd first question the reasoning behind parking between two Fords in the first place, regardless of whether they be FOCII or TAURII or EXPLORII. After solving that all important riddle, which is closely tied into the meaning of life, I'd just say fuck it, let's twist a fat one up and burn it and then no one would give a rat's ass about cars anyway...that is except mine......yeah baby!
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Edited to change a word that offended some of the viewing audience:D
 
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KillerMuffin said:
Yes, I posted a poll. Sue me.

The best way to do this is to pose a ferinstance. So imagine with me if you will. Let's say that you parked your car between a red Ford Focus and a green Ford Focus. These are the only two Fords cars on the lot, but there are a few Ford trucks and a van. You tell someone who isn't into mathematics where your car is parked. Which is the best way to do it? You can answer why if you wanna.
the locus of the focii, of course
 
I think since we are talking about cars and not calculus (oh god, the flashbacks!)...Focuses.
 
freakygurl said:
1st off.. I never park between cars. I park as far away from others as I possibly can. I have two orange cones that are placed in the empty parking spots that I park between.

Isn't that illegal?
 
it really does not matter for neither will travel very far. Mine is the 4 door light blue Focus SE with Tenneesee tags...also it will have the blonde headed male owner kicking the damned fenders off cause something else just went wrong with the fine piece of American crap. I really wished I had bought the Beetle. Thanks for creating a thread for me to vent in km, I owe ya one :D
 
Every time I see a Focus I want to rip that label off and replace it with one that says "Fucked Us". It's a better description of what Ford did by building the damn thing.
 
Spinaroonie said:


Isn't that illegal?


I don't know. I've never gotten a ticket for it. Actually it was a joke. Sorta. I don't have the cones.. but I do park as far away as possible. I'd rather walk a mile then get a door ding or scratch in my car. I'm anal about my car.. :rolleyes:
 
freakygurl said:
irregardless?? God I hate that word! It's not even a real word is it?

Relax, I edited my post so there wouldn't be any more hate in the world, OK?:rose:
Why can't we all just get along?
 
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