A short Aussie joke...

[p_p_man]

The telephone rang.

"G'day?"

"G'day blue, it's Ned your neighbour. I live about two hundred miles down Creek Road?"

"Yeah. Hi Ned what's up?"

"Do yer wanna come to a party on Saturday?"

"Sounds good to me. What's happenin'?"

"Ah y'know the usual, plenty of beer, a few fights and tons of sex."

"Right on Ned. Who's goin' to be there?"

"Oh just the two of us."

 

[Willing and Unsure]

hehehe.... good one

 

[zoltrix]

hahahahahahahahahahhhaaha

even funnier than the irish one, eh?

 

[Nicole]

Hey Fuck you !!!!!

I take offense to that, thank-you very much.

 

[mig]

What! no sheep?.

 

[Mensa]

For a little Aussie

Hey Fuck you !!!!!

I take offense to that, thank-you very much.

"G'day, Nicole. Do yer wanna come to a party on Saturday?"