A serious fluff thread about pics....

[Tungwagger]

Wolfie!
How are you babe? '
You make one sexy nerd!

Rubbing his nose.....kicking at the dirt while pulling up his plaid pants....

With a chortling snort......

"Calculating the tangent of our co-mingling genitalia, one would presume from my calculations that the correct position for maximum penetration would be at a precise angle of 90 degrees. Which subsequently would entail what is commonly refered to as the "doggie position"..."

 

[espressolover]

Oooooh!

Keep talking like that honey...you're turning me on!

 

[Tungwagger]

Re: Oooooh!

Keep talking like that honey...you're turning me on!

Pulling out the slide rule....

"Yes....Yes.....precisely 90 degrees with a slight oscillating action, accompanied by a semi-rapid piston like motion to acheive maximum viscosity"....

 

[Tungwagger]

Oh no...we've hi-jacked my own thread!!!

 

[espressolover]

Just keep oscillating that piston, love...
maximum viscosity approaching!

 

[espressolover]

Oh no! Shades of the" Furry One"! Lol!

 

[Tungwagger]

Just keep oscillating that piston, love...
maximum viscosity approaching!

"Further indications are apparent that a variation of motions would enhance the contractions induced by a Graffenberg spot orgasm"

 

[espressolover]

Ooooh

You actually know what "G~spot" stands for!
You're my nerd dream come true! Lol!
{Not that that makes you a nerd} hehe! Just well~informed!

 

[Tungwagger]

Re: Ooooh

You actually know what "G~spot" stands for!
You're my nerd dream come true! Lol!
{Not that that makes you a nerd} hehe! Just well~informed!

SNORT!!!


I have been known to read a book or two. Accompanied by a series of practical applications...

Now I wonder how a light fingernail scratching, and slight hair pulling would do?

 

[espressolover]

Oh Wolfie,
You have my number! How did you know I love my hair pulled?

Now all I need is some wall~pounding, box~spring shakin', screaming SEX! That would make my night!

 

[Tungwagger]

Oh Wolfie,
You have my number! How did you know I love my hair pulled?

Now all I need is some wall~pounding, box~spring shakin', screaming SEX! That would make my night!

Welll......

But I must warn you....

My calculations for viscosity breakdown indicate approximately 5.5 hours of continuous stimulation.....

And morning too.....

 

[hotstik69]

My two cents

I'll just kinda fade off into the sunset..Never saying one way or the other..

 

[espressolover]

5.5 hours...and morning too!
Ahhhh what more could a little redhead want?

Tell me...what lights a fire under your tail, Wolf?

Hi hotstick69! Tung and I kind of highjacked his own thread!
Don't fade off into the sunset, I'm sure Tung would love to hear your view!

 

[sorority_girl]

Re: My two cents

I'll just kinda fade off into the sunset..Never saying one way or the other..

Want company?

 

[plasticman33]

Re: Lol!

Exactly!
Bald or not, give me nerdy anytime! They have something between the ears!
Not that I'm putting down extremely good~looking men! I just love men in general!

Whew!

 

[espressolover]

Hi plasticman!

 

[Tungwagger]

5.5 hours...and morning too!
Ahhhh what more could a little redhead want?

Tell me...what lights a fire under your tail, Wolf?

Hi hotstick69! Tung and I kind of highjacked his own thread!
Don't fade off into the sunset, I'm sure Tung would love to hear your view!

Scratch my belly and my leg does this crazy movement......

And don't forget the little pink pencil.....

 

[Tungwagger]

Re: Re: My two cents

Want company?

Pssst....

Wear an opaque sundress...that way while walking off into the sunset I can see the silhouette of your body.....

 

[k¡tty]

Wasn't talking about perfection.....just whether or not you are honest or not...does the person appear in a pic the way you pictured them in your mind?

I couldn't tell someone who I found physically unnattractive that, just that.


I do look for one good thing and remark upon it; but I don't gush.


Rarely does someone match what our preconceived notions are. Good or bad.

 

[badasschick]

Re: Re: Re: My two cents

Pssst....

Wear an opaque sundress...that way while walking off into the sunset I can see the silhouette of your body.....

Um, if it were Opaque you wouldn't be able to see through it.

 

[crazybbwgirl]

I think he means sheer... but since he probably doens't buy much pantyhose -----

 

[Tungwagger]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My two cents

Um, if it were Opaque you wouldn't be able to see through it.

Opaque.....sun in front...me behind....her in the middle.....able to see her body in silhouette form....

 

[Tungwagger]

I think he means sheer... but since he probably doens't buy much pantyhose -----

Thanks for helping me keep my secret...

 

[badasschick]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My two cents

Opaque.....sun in front...me behind....her in the middle.....able to see her body in silhouette form....

Sorry, Opaque is non-translucent. Light cannot pass through, now if she were wearing a gauzy linen sundress, which is translucent then you would see her backlit silhouette as she walked away.

If you meant Opaque then it would be the equivalent of her wearing a heavy canvas or denim frock.

 

[Tungwagger]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My two cents

Sorry, Opaque is non-translucent. Light cannot pass through, now if she were wearing a gauzy linen sundress, which is translucent then you would see her backlit silhouette as she walked away.

If you meant Opaque then it would be the equivalent of her wearing a heavy canvas or denim frock.

Sorry....for a moment there I was being...

o·paque ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-pk)
adj.


Obtuse of mind; dense.