A secret you don't know about me

[PacificBlue]

I can't force belch. Many a dinner were spent in college with my dorm buddies while they tried in vain to teach me. *sigh* A mis-spent youth following all the rules of what a 'proper' young lady should act like.

Anyhoo...fast forward to today. I found out one night, quite by accident, that if one drinks soda too fast, you can get some narly belches. Yes, that's right. I sit alone in my apartment, swig down an entire mouthful of soda and then belch really, really, really loud. It makes me laugh.

Ahhh...the simple joys of life.

Your turn. Spill your secret.

 

[QuickDuck]

I can't force belch. Many a dinner were spent in college with my dorm buddies while they tried in vain to teach me. *sigh* A mis-spent youth following all the rules of what a 'proper' young lady should act like.

Anyhoo...fast forward to today. I found out one night, quite by accident, that if one drinks soda too fast, you can get some narly belches. Yes, that's right. I sit alone in my apartment, swig down an entire mouthful of soda and then belch really, really, really loud. It makes me laugh.

Ahhh...the simple joys of life.

Your turn. Spill your secret.

I don;t know the second verse to the national anthem.

Mind you, this is not really a bad thing since hardly anybody else does either

 

[unclej]

i can wiggle my ears. i can touch my nose with my tongue. the only thing that i won't eat is liver.

 

[PacificBlue]

i can wiggle my ears. i can touch my nose with my tongue. the only thing that i won't eat is liver.

Is that a poem?

 

[islandman]

a wench that can't belch? how rude!

 

[LordOfDarkness]

i can talk to dead people.

 

[Star of Penumbra]

The obscure and totally useless shit I know that will never have any practical application anywhere could fill a book.

 

[BgMma]

I am with Penumbra. Sheesh, the useless shit I know.

That and I can do back bends and the splits all the way to the floor. Not amazing enough? I am five seven and weigh 260. Now, be impressed.

 

[deliciously_naughty]

The secret that I keep from most people is that I write erotica.

 

[PacificBlue]

a wench that can't belch? how rude!

Who are you calling a wench?


*BELCH* pardon me.

 

[ridddder]

Secrets?

I like to draw women, then fondle myself while looking at them....is this weird? LOL

I am smitten with the relish, is it yours?

 

[IrishWolfhound]

You know when people say they are "waiting on tenterhooks"? Today I found out what a tenterhook is. I'm so proud.

And no...I'm not telling. So there.

 

[PacificBlue]

You know when people say they are "waiting on tenterhooks"? Today I found out what a tenterhook is. I'm so proud.

And no...I'm not telling. So there.

ten·ter·hook Pronunciation Key (tntr-hk)
n.
A hooked nail for securing cloth on a tenter.



ten·ter Pronunciation Key (tntr)
n.
A framework on which milled cloth is stretched for drying without shrinkage.
Archaic. A tenterhook.



I always keep a dictionary close to the computer after becomming friends with Bob Peale.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Well just damn...now I'm not special <sniff>.

I'm going home.

 

[PacificBlue]

Well just damn...now I'm not special <sniff>.

I'm going home.

Would you like some cheese to go with that wine?

You are still special.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Would you like some cheese to go with that wine?

You are still special.

Thank you PB...and I get to ride on the special bus to school, and I'm the only kid with a helmet, too.

 

[Laurel]

i can talk to dead people.

Me too! They never answer back, though. And the undertaker always looks at me funny.

 

[bad kitty]

I can touch my tongue to my nose and my nipple, but not at the same time

 

[SpiceCake]

A secret

If you have brown eyes, you can have your way with me.

I melt over brown eyes! Simply melt!

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: A secret

If you have brown eyes, you can have your way with me.

I melt over brown eyes! Simply melt!

Ahem....*batting his big brown puppy dog eyes*

 

[Ice Cold]

I can recite the alphabet backwards faster than forwards.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

I can recite the alphabet backwards faster than forwards.

It's called dyslexia, Ice. But there's help for that now.

 

[SpiceCake]

Re: Re: A secret

Ahem....*batting his big brown puppy dog eyes*

Take me Wolfie! I'm yours!

 

[PacificBlue]

Alright if your gonna turn my thread into an orgy you have to invite me.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Re: Re: Re: A secret

Take me Wolfie! I'm yours!

Hold that thought!!! (checking airline schedules and finding you can't get to Idaho from anywhere) OK, this may take some work...let me get back to you.