A secret of the universe revealed

[Aquila]

Chocolate has a chemical effect on the female brain releasing the same endorphins that are experienced during intercourse..

Adding vitamin B to your truffles (if you make chocolate) increases this effect, depending upon the size of the Vitamin B additive.

also cherries have the effect of nullifying this effect, so it is best to do a caramel nuget (new gut) or strawberry center.

 

[InnocentAngel81]

aww so it's pointless for me to eat chocolate covered cherries? cherries make me think of sex

 

[milkman4300]

Wow!! Have to get some for the old lady. Maybe she will be in a good mood for a change.

 

[LordOfDarkness]

Interesting.

 

[ScarlettRose]

scuze me while i go patent chocolate dipped bvitamins

 

[Aquila]

Can't patent my recipe.. I won't let you.

Im thinking of adding them to my Inventory on mad horde. maybe they'll be good sellers.. never tried to market my chocolates before though.. always kept them as a sort of special gift for the women in my life.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I use flowers, cards, words of affection, words of support, and other romantic things instead.

 

[Aquila]

Nah I never buy flowers.. to generic.

I do shit like getting stars named, conspiring with bosses for unscheduled vacations, making chocolates, filling cars with baloons while shes at work,

stupid simple shit, I just don't like to give flowers.

 

[DevilBoy79]

aww so it's pointless for me to eat chocolate covered cherries? cherries make me think of sex

eh who cares what they say, i think i better get you the bag of little chocolate coverd cherries from work hehehe