A really awful predicament...

[lucky-E-leven]

I'd put it back on him. I'd give him the whole day to ponder it and weird out over it and then when I called, simply say, "So?" I'm sure he'd be something like, "WTF?" In which case, all she'd have to do is explain that he was now taking the Ziplock Turd Test. A small trial she and some girlfriends had devised after suffering through countless nightmare dates. If he could find a way to laugh at that, then he was worth seeing again. If not, c'est la vie.

In my experience, it is a rare breed of man that can withstand rising to a challenge.

~lucky