scheherazade_79
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I heard this on a radio phone-in. Yes, to a certain extent the girl in question brought it on herself... but fuck! What would you do if you were her?
The story goes like this...
A woman goes on a date and ends up spending the night at the guy's house. She has to leave early the next morning to go for work, while her hot date sleeps on. She decides that she does really like him. Actually, that's an understatement - he's the man of her dreams, and she wants to experience more nights like the sultry one she's just had.
Everything is apples until she goes to the bathroom and produces the most unladylike of floaters, that won't flush away no matter how hard she tries.
The woman panics. It's not the kind of impression she wants to leave. So she finds a plastic bag, fishes the turd out, and places it wrapped up in her handbag.
Before she leaves, she decides to leave her lover a note. She snatches a pen from the kitchen work surface and manages to scribble 'Thanks for a lovely night!' before the pen runs out.
She rummages around in her handbag for another, but can't find one. Convinced that she must have one somewhere, she empties the contents onto the kitchen surface, but alas, no pen is found.
By this point, she's running late for work, so she signs off the note with a lipstick imprint and stuffs everything back into her bag as quickly as she can. The door slams shut behind her - just as she realises that she hasn't quite remembered everything...
There, next to the note, thanking her dream guy for such a wonderful night, is a plastic bag full of shit.
So what advice would you give the poor woman? I debated this with some friends for over half an hour tonight, and eventually we had to give up because the laughter had become uncontrollable.
I'm interested to hear your slant. What would you do if you were in her shoes?
The story goes like this...
A woman goes on a date and ends up spending the night at the guy's house. She has to leave early the next morning to go for work, while her hot date sleeps on. She decides that she does really like him. Actually, that's an understatement - he's the man of her dreams, and she wants to experience more nights like the sultry one she's just had.
Everything is apples until she goes to the bathroom and produces the most unladylike of floaters, that won't flush away no matter how hard she tries.
The woman panics. It's not the kind of impression she wants to leave. So she finds a plastic bag, fishes the turd out, and places it wrapped up in her handbag.
Before she leaves, she decides to leave her lover a note. She snatches a pen from the kitchen work surface and manages to scribble 'Thanks for a lovely night!' before the pen runs out.
She rummages around in her handbag for another, but can't find one. Convinced that she must have one somewhere, she empties the contents onto the kitchen surface, but alas, no pen is found.
By this point, she's running late for work, so she signs off the note with a lipstick imprint and stuffs everything back into her bag as quickly as she can. The door slams shut behind her - just as she realises that she hasn't quite remembered everything...
There, next to the note, thanking her dream guy for such a wonderful night, is a plastic bag full of shit.
So what advice would you give the poor woman? I debated this with some friends for over half an hour tonight, and eventually we had to give up because the laughter had become uncontrollable.
I'm interested to hear your slant. What would you do if you were in her shoes?
If you did that, I think you'd deserve a gold medal.
