A Racist Thread (Not Life and Death)

[Evil Alpaca]

I think its about time that we got our negative opinions about different races out in the open so we can deal with them.

Personally, I think the 100 Dash is on steroids, the Marathon is arrogant ("Ooh, look at me! I'm named after a Greek legend! Ooh!"), the Decathalon is a major bitch and the Tour de France is too fuckin' snooty.

Sorry, but I had to get that off my chest. I hope none of you think less of me for it. And before ANYONE makes the joke . . .
"But we couldn't possibly think LESS of you that we already do!"

Carry on.

 

[sophia jane]

PMSL! You're my favorite Alpaca ever!

 

[cloudy]

Nascar is SO trying to bring back the bootleg glory days. Going in ovals for five hours has it addlepated.

 

[Stella_Omega]

ANd all the bicycle races wanna be Italian

 

[3113]

ANd all the bicycle races wanna be Italian

I thought they were more French. Very arrogant.

 

[Norajane]

That Ironman race in Hawaii - WTF?

2.4 miles swim
112 mile bike
26.2 mile marathon

 

[tolyk]

That Ironman race in Hawaii - WTF?

2.4 miles swim
112 mile bike
26.2 mile marathon

Our army guys do an ironman competition similar to that, in full kit.. I think the backpack weighs almost as much as I do.. Too extreme

 

[minsue]

*smirk*

 

[CharleyH]

I think its about time that we got our negative opinions about different races out in the open so we can deal with them.

Personally, I think the 100 Dash is on steroids, the Marathon is arrogant ("Ooh, look at me! I'm named after a Greek legend! Ooh!"), the Decathalon is a major bitch and the Tour de France is too fuckin' snooty.

Sorry, but I had to get that off my chest. I hope none of you think less of me for it. And before ANYONE makes the joke . . .
"But we couldn't possibly think LESS of you that we already do!"

Carry on.

You are cute - insult me! I am an anglo-hungarian with judeo-christian-afro (ok so Trinidadian) roots. INSULT ME Mr. Alpaca, if you can

 

[BlackShanglan]

Now the Triple Crown, on the other hand ...

(I'm still working on the entrace committee re: allowing alpacas to race. I'll let you know when I hear from them.)

 

[BlackShanglan]

You are cute - insult me! I am an anglo-hungarian with judeo-christian-afro (ok so Trinidadian) roots. INSULT ME Mr. Alpaca, if you can

You're twee.

*runs for cover*

 

[Guest]

You're twee.

*runs for cover*

Wouldn't that be trotted for cover? Or galloped for cover?

 

[CharleyH]

You're twee.

*runs for cover*

LOL - attempting an insult for horse meat.

GLUE! MMM Paper mache.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I play the ultimate racist game of colors.

If the white goes down, its a mistake.

If the black goes down too soon, its a mistake. But if the black goes down after the other colors, its all good.

Half of the subjects on the table are whites mixed with other colors, and they're worth more than the others which are all pure in their colors.

Colors can be hidden behind other colors, but eventually the object of the game is to have the white take down as many as possible, or take down the colors in the correct order.

The game is typically played on a green field with a lot of light because it makes it easier to see all the colors.

The colors do not get to hit the white back, or do anything else to defend themselves against the white.

The colors are at the mercy of the white during the entire game.

Geeze. I never thought of pool as being so racial until now. I had always though of it as more of a sexual game than anything else.

 

[Guest]

I play the ultimate racist game of colors...

Geeze. I never thought of pool as being so racial until now. I had always though of it as more of a sexual game than anything else.

Those big, long sticks and all those balls got you confused...

 

[Halo_n_horns]

Those big, long sticks and all those balls got you confused...

Balls, sticks, a flat surface and all those holes to drop my balls into ... how could I be so blind?!

 

[Guest]

Balls, sticks, a flat surface and all those holes to drop my balls into ... how could I be so blind?!

Stop that. I'm not supposed to think of competitive sports activities in that way...

 

[Xelebes]

Wouldn't that be trotted for cover? Or galloped for cover?

I believe he cantered more than anything.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Wouldn't that be trotted for cover? Or galloped for cover?

From the wrath of Charley? That would probably be "bolted like a pack of rabid wolves was at my heels."

LOL - attempting an insult for horse meat.

GLUE! MMM Paper mache.

See?! See?!

Love you anyway, Charley.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Every day I become less and less certain about advisability of continuing the human race. I mean, look where it's gotten us so far.

The AH is, of course, an exception. There's no doubt about the racy folks in that scene of old world culture and charm.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Stella_Omega]

If alpacas swim, we can enter the Evil One in a regatta...

How cute, in a sailor's middy!

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Now the Triple Crown, on the other hand ...

(I'm still working on the entrace committee re: allowing alpacas to race. I'll let you know when I hear from them.)

We don't really WANT to race, oh gorgeous one. We'd rather sit in the stands (or is it stand in the sits?) with our double-lattes, spy glasses and funny hats talking about how droll everything is.

If alpacas swim, we can enter the Evil One in a regatta...

How cute, in a sailor's middy!

Take that back! (Though don't mock us swimming Alpacas. Alpacas once lived in the Amazon and drank Honey from our beaks, don't ya know.)

 

[ElizabethWest]

Now the Triple Crown, on the other hand ...

(I'm still working on the entrace committee re: allowing alpacas to race. I'll let you know when I hear from them.)

I saw the Lipizzaners last night and they still are not nearly as noble as you.

Of course since this is a racist thread, I should point out that they are white and you are black.

 

[BlackSnake]

Our army guys do an ironman competition similar to that, in full kit.. I think the backpack weighs almost as much as I do.. Too extreme

An 80 pound ruck is not a backpack

 

[BlackShanglan]

Take that back! (Though don't mock us swimming Alpacas. Alpacas once lived in the Amazon and drank Honey from our beaks, don't ya know.)

But you would look so droll in the middy.

Elizabeth, you're awfully kind. If you happen to see any poor lost Lippanzaner looking about for a warm stable to bed down in, please do send her/him my way.