A quick rant

[EriAliSaa]

First, Hi! I have been incredibly busy. We're remodeling, I've had the periodic perinatologist visits. No nothings wrong, but when you hit a certain age....

Anyways. I have been noticing something I don't remember seeing a lot of before. Plumbers crack. Not on plumbers, construction workers and really men. I mean those I have been conditioned to ignore or men have gotten a lot better about it. But on women and girls.

I mean really young girls too. I have seen just in the last few days at least a half dozen plumber's cracks on women and girls. A couple of them were teenagers, a few were women, but there was two little girls and a preteen as well.

Almost all were because of those low rise jeans. But how is it that one doesn't know that they have an ass and that it can't be crammed into low rise jeans that don't have an ass to start with? How does one not know their body? How can a person look in the mirror see a fleshy grand canyon spilling out of the top of ones pants and not realize that the pants are way to small? That goes for men too. You have ass pouring out of your pants? Buy a larger size or coveralls.

For anyone that does get a lot of plumbers crack when they pour themselves into their jean. (I am positive that none of the wonderful ladies here have that problem but this can be redirected to those you know that do.) Just some advice from a woman that has an ass that never is coming half out of the top of her pants. Stop shopping in the Misses department (or in one case I have seen mens). Realize you're a woman and start shopping in Womens. There is no shame in not being a teenager anymore.

The worst part, and this should be child abuse, is little girls and preteen girls with this. Preteen girls you have to tell them that their butt is too big for the pants. Throw them out, give them to Goodwill whatever, but start the kids off with some pride. Even if they are overweight, instill some pride in themselves in the way they dress, so they don't become teenagers that look like slobs.

And little 4 to 7 year olds in hipsters that are so tight they have trouble walking and their little butts pours out the top of the jeans? Those parents should be arrested. I know kids sizing sucks. I have two tall girls that are 4 and 2. To get length I have to go a size to big and to get waist I have to go a size to small. It is a real bitch to shop like that. I buy a lot of clothes for them and then return at least half. My oldest I buy in 3 sizes from 2 different departments (4T, 5T, and XS) just hoping something will fit close to right.

Really these are kids. How they are taught to dress now is how they learn to dress for life. A sloppy choochie momma doesn't have a bright future.

Ok I'm done ranting. How is everyone? Me I spent a few months too tired to live, then too busy to have a life. Even an online one Been pretty ok though. I think I'm now bigger than I was with either of my other 2 kids.

I've been trying my hand at short story writing, hopefully soon I'll have one submitted

 

[annaswirls]

my son has no butt and therefor his pants, even when they fit at the waist, even when he wears a belt, are always riding low, not because they are too tight but because he does not have a butt to fill them out-- so turn your eyes when he runs by, he might flash you a bit of butt. I bought a bunch of jogging pants with elastic waists for him, hopefully they help but really, it is not on my top ten things to worry about

our neighbor across the street has a big ass that is always hanging out of her pants. I always wonder-- doesn't she feel the breeze down there?

 

[annaswirls]

ps

why don't you write a poem about it ?

 

[EriAliSaa]

my son has no butt and therefor his pants, even when they fit at the waist, even when he wears a belt, are always riding low, not because they are too tight but because he does not have a butt to fill them out-- so turn your eyes when he runs by, he might flash you a bit of butt. I bought a bunch of jogging pants with elastic waists for him, hopefully they help but really, it is not on my top ten things to worry about

our neighbor across the street has a big ass that is always hanging out of her pants. I always wonder-- doesn't she feel the breeze down there?

No ass I understand I feel badly for those that have no ass at all. And unless you wear a suit suspenders are not a good fashion statement.

Yeah my issue is with girls/women (and men) that have too much ass and insist on putting all that ass in the latest trendy jeans where it doesn't fit. And not only that, I haven't seen any panties on these girls/women either. Either they aren't wearing any or they buy them to only cover the bottom part of their asses as well.

I know the term "painted on jeans" is every 80s, but the girls/women that have painted on jeans and run out of paint halfway up their sizable asses, shouldn't be wearing painted on jeans.

I have to run to the DMV and wait around for a hour or so. I will think on a poem there if I can find someone to watch my girls. BTW my oldest, even though tall and slim already has a bit of a butt, and never shows it. Even with pants or skirts that are too big, if she shows anything its Dora, Barbie, Elmo, ect panties....

 

[Maria2394]

Poor Ali!!

I confess guilt to showing my ass, but I do it on purpose.

I confess I sometimes wear baggy pants when I work because it makes it easier to get inside those little openings that go into the boiler. Tight pants hurt when you are trying to lower yourself down a half-level and have nothing to grab onto but a ladder you cannot see...

I do it because I am 44 and have a beautiful ass( so I have been told) and I endured bitches in school years ago who picked on me because I had shitty clothes. My parents fault, looking back, mom did the best she coudl, however

I have recently lost a good deal of weight and dont care to spend the cash to revamp my jean collection ( now) because I will be a lard ass again in the winter.

I know you have nt see MY crack, but I have a pic of me naked hugging a tree if that wood make you laugh, I will post it again, but Im not sure Tzara could contain himself

and I do agree with you about the little bitty girls wearing porn pants, I took my niece shopping and she informed me she was a size 11. I told her that not all 11's are created equal and I had to MAKE her try them on, and I was even appalled. IT was gruesome, she is heavy to begin with,but OMG< I would never in a million years let her wear that, I dont even see how she got them on past her thighs. I asked her

Do YOU think they fit?

she pitched a 13 y/o bitch fit and tossed them on the not-gonna-buy cart/ We got a size 13 that she says will ruin her self esteem. I think the damage is done...

oh well, I have on jammies right now, just got out of the shower and might go back to bed, lol



try to look away next time sweetie, low rise aint leaving any time soon



M

 

[WickedEve]

ps

why don't you write a poem about it ?

I second that, since this is a poetry forum. Personally, I'm a bit offended by ass crack talk. We do not discuss ass here on the forum. No butt plug conversations. Forget about the wedgies. Anal sex on this forum? Never. Paddled cheeks... no, no, no. This is an ass-free zone.

 

[EriAliSaa]

LOL I do sound a bit bitchy huh? I admit I am. But I do get and don't judge the "aren't I so cute you want to fuck me?" style of dress. I have seen a lot of women and girls pull that off. Including the thong thing. I wouldn't do it, but I get it. I have a girlfriend that really pulls it off. It's cute and sexy on her. I have even thought about her in carnal ways before.... and its something I'm not exactly inclined to do. (Can't say I haven't thought about it though). Even manages to act sexy embarrassed if anyone says anything about it. Currently I hate her, but that's because I'm roughly the size of the house I live in, and she is cute and sexy

Yeah sexy pisses me off right now. Cute pisses me off right now. If someone cute and sexy is near me I call them a hussy under my breath and scowl in their general direction. All because I was starting to get the sexy going again and then got smacked with the baby stick. Dammit I was well on my way to being more of a hussy again. That's before the fuck me heels and the dancing penis magically made my ass huge, nipples ache, and my belly bulge.

So its not really the little cute, sexy older teen girls and women I have a problem with. Well other than for the stated reasons why I hate (envy) cute, sexy. Even deluded women or older teenagers really haven't bugged me. Only a woman with a huge ass in new mens jeans and a mother that dressed like her daughter, has really gotten a 'Oh gross!' out of me. The daughter was cute, thin, and stylist. The mother was way to big to be dressing like her daughter.

It was yesterday that it got to me. It was a girl, not more than 10 or 11 that was really heavy, wearing designer hipsters. More of her ass was out of them than was in. Topping it off with a couple of children that I had seen looking like that a couple days prior to yesterday.... I wanted to smack her mother in the head to get her brain working. Julie, I was surprised that the jeans even got on the girl. Everything was hanging out.

So by plumber's crack I mean the big ass that doesn't have enough fabric to cover it. You know, the plumber or maintenance guy that comes over to fix something and when he bends over to look at the whatever, you go "Eww!" and cover your eyes? That's what I am talking about. Hee, I probably still sound like a sheltered princesses, but I'm really not

BTW never made it to the DMV. Took me over an hour to get the kids dressed and then as we were ready to walk out the door my 4 year old was naked again and I gave up and we all took a nap.

 

[EriAliSaa]

I second that, since this is a poetry forum. Personally, I'm a bit offended by ass crack talk. We do not discuss ass here on the forum. No butt plug conversations. Forget about the wedgies. Anal sex on this forum? Never. Paddled cheeks... no, no, no. This is an ass-free zone.

You know that gives me less to write about hon. I really like asses. Not really into the anal sex, butt plugs, and well paddles no, spankings though....

Oops what was a saying? Oh yes ass-free poetry? Say it ain't so!

 

[EriAliSaa]

Ass-free

It's oh so wicked
Don't you see?
One can't live
Completely ass free.

Rally the troops
With tits
But no ass?
That's incredibly crass!

Ass free zone?
No place to sit.
Butt plugs so lonely.
A zone without shit?

Asses are a delight
When redressed in a proper light.

 

[Tzara]

I know you have nt see MY crack, but I have a pic of me naked hugging a tree if that wood make you laugh, I will post it again, but Im not sure Tzara could contain himself

Oh dear. Is my tongue hanging out again? Still?

I shall not be commenting on the main topic of this thread as I am deathly afraid someone will find a picture of how I dressed as a youth. Bell-bottom jeans and fringed leather jackets were hardly becoming, even on my younger self.

And we won't even talk about the 80s. I've had a brain wipe about that decade.

 

[EriAliSaa]

Oh yeah. Nude tree hugging you say? Oh I do have to see that! I do hope the bark didn't bite

 

[champagne1982]

Oh my! Bark that bites
the pulchritudinous ass
that delights the visage
more so than the base
bulges that show clothes
with ripped off designer
labels really don't fit
the cheap-assed arses
and delusional fat girls'
behind, in front or atop
all that we see is bacon
that should be wrapped
and stored in the meat
keeper drawer of the fridge
and never ever displayed
in the presence of dawgs.

 

[EriAliSaa]

LOL that was cute Carrie.

 

[FifthFlower]

Of all the butts that men admire,
The naked butts are ranked much higher.

 

[Tzara]

Of all the butts that men admire,
The naked butts are ranked much higher.

That sentiment, of course, depends
on whose particular rear ends

are under consideration.
Hell. My next rhyme is "ablation,"

and that is so not what I want.
I'm thinking more of what she flaunts.

 

[EriAliSaa]

Of all the butts that men admire,
The naked butts are ranked much higher.

*tosses out draws full of lingerie

 

[EriAliSaa]

That sentiment, of course, depends
on whose particular rear ends

are under consideration.
Hell. My next rhyme is "ablation,"

and that is so not what I want.
I'm thinking more of what she flaunts.

Gold star. You made me use my dictionary.

 

[Maria2394]

Hey Alli

thanks for being such a good sport!!

and I will tell you something, I kid around a lot, most people here know I am no where near as confident as I pretend to be, mostly I lament that I am fat. Hubby is so tired of hearing it, oh well, I tell him, stop buying me sodas!!

but we had a serious incident recently, he was out of town working and I tried to call him, couldnt get through, and eventually, I got through, he didnt know I was on the line, he didnt know he answered his cell, he thought he had it turned off.
well, I got to listen to almost 3 minutes ofa converastion of him and 2 coworkers, went like this...


unknown man--" who's the whore"

hubby--"what whore?"

unknwon man --'in those pics'

I had sent hubby some pics ---and he had them lying on the bed and he didnt mind letting them look, and I guess since he was so open with them, the man asked where I was and if we could "have some fun" together

hubby didnt seem opposed, he laughed and said, youre crossing aline, ...they both laugh ... then the phone goes dead..

so, when he came home I asked him who that was, and turns out, I know that man!! and now, when I have to work with him again, well, those creepy looks will be a little bit creepier

He got all mad at me and said, I know you put pics on that porn site you write for

well, I do, but how much can you guys SEE? I mean, damn, I dont put personal stuff o ut there, not like what I sent him, it was full frontal nudity and other "stuff"

so, when I show my big butt hugging a tree, that doesnt equal it out, does it? He made me feel like a hoooker off Craigs LIst

anyway...

thanks for the smiles Ali, and dont be down on your after-baby body, its a beautiful state to be in, so much to hope for and so much to look back on..



love you!!

 

[champagne1982]

Maria! You're not fat! That tree is the skinniest tree I've ever seen and I've seen skinny trees, I'm surrounded by the stick forest.

Seriously, obviously, the guy hadn't seen who it was in the pic or he wouldn't have had to ask who was in 'em. So, when you have to work amidst creepy looks and sly innuendo, simply counter back and proudly indicate that you only give to your hubby what this guy and thousands more would need to pay a hooker for.

Flaunt on, sista!

 

[Tzara]

Gold star. You made me use my dictionary.

Oh, good. Do I get to sit in the front of the class? I promise to not try to look up your skirt. Well, not often, anyway.

 

[Tzara]

I'm surrounded by the stick forest.

Uh, that has to be the most Freudianistically suggestive remark I have seen here in recent times. *wipes brow*

Geez, Carrie. Get a room, fer Gawd's sake.

 

[EriAliSaa]

Oh, good. Do I get to sit in the front of the class? I promise to not try to look up your skirt. Well, not often, anyway.

Sure thing hon. And I promise not to "accidentally" give you opportunities to look up my skirt. Well, not too often, anyway.

Hey wait!!! I'm in the position of a teacher?!? Oh dear!!! This could be bad. Really bad! We are talking about the dumbing down.... or maybe blonding up of the world!!! (See??? I will make up words like blonding and put forth the concept that it is some desirable achievement )

 

[EriAliSaa]

Hey Alli

thanks for being such a good sport!!

and I will tell you something, I kid around a lot, most people here know I am no where near as confident as I pretend to be, mostly I lament that I am fat. Hubby is so tired of hearing it, oh well, I tell him, stop buying me sodas!!

but we had a serious incident recently, he was out of town working and I tried to call him, couldnt get through, and eventually, I got through, he didnt know I was on the line, he didnt know he answered his cell, he thought he had it turned off.
well, I got to listen to almost 3 minutes ofa converastion of him and 2 coworkers, went like this...


unknown man--" who's the whore"

hubby--"what whore?"

unknwon man --'in those pics'

I had sent hubby some pics ---and he had them lying on the bed and he didnt mind letting them look, and I guess since he was so open with them, the man asked where I was and if we could "have some fun" together

hubby didnt seem opposed, he laughed and said, youre crossing aline, ...they both laugh ... then the phone goes dead..

so, when he came home I asked him who that was, and turns out, I know that man!! and now, when I have to work with him again, well, those creepy looks will be a little bit creepier

He got all mad at me and said, I know you put pics on that porn site you write for

well, I do, but how much can you guys SEE? I mean, damn, I dont put personal stuff o ut there, not like what I sent him, it was full frontal nudity and other "stuff"

so, when I show my big butt hugging a tree, that doesnt equal it out, does it? He made me feel like a hoooker off Craigs LIst

anyway...

thanks for the smiles Ali, and dont be down on your after-baby body, its a beautiful state to be in, so much to hope for and so much to look back on..



love you!!

Hon you sure he isn't just pushing limits? Seeing where the line is? That's sort of what it sounds like to me. But whether it is, or it isn't.... you need to get acrossed to him how seriously that has effected you. You know what he needs? Shockabuku. Because if your relation isn't already defined as one where he shows extremely personal pictures of you to people.... then it is him whom has crossed a line.

For your question, no I don't believe I have seen any picture of you that really shows anything. But that is not the point. The point is that he broken a trust by showing private pictures meant for him and him alone. It doesn't matter how he feels about showing very intimate pictures of you to others. It matters how it makes you feel. If it violates your trust. If it embarrasses you. If it diminishes your self worth. Then what is more important to him? How you it makes you feel? Or his bruised ego on being called on doing something that is pretty shitty to do to another person.... much less a his lifetime companion....

I understand what you're saying. You took suggestive pictures for him and him alone. By showing those to someone else, was like giving you away to another man. It is hard to put yourself out there intimately as it is in such a risque way. That its like you're made into a mere object, being passed around for objectification.... sorry ranting again Had a bf for a short time, long ago that was fond of lifting my skirts and pulling down/up/open my tops so his friends could see me. Once he started treating me like a whore and didn't stop I broke it off.... but I couldn't wear anything even remotely suggested for a couple months after that. He made me feel like I was asking for it and dirty, in the always needing a shower way. Thing is that what you do, how you dress, or whatever, does NOT excuse anyone from making you feel like a whore or a hooker. Being a bf or hubby doesn't give a man the right to objectify. Everyone needs expressed permission to do those types of things to you.

I think he needs a swift kick to the head. If he has issues with what pictures you post here or anywhere else, that is a separate issue. If he has issues with your writing or exploring your sexuality in an open forum, that is a separate issue. It is not his right to show you around like that. He owes you an apology, something that smells flowery (expensive perfume or flowers), and something that sparkles. Not some feeble excuse that you have some PG rated avatars on Literotica for sharing your pictures like they were some off the rack dirty magazine.

Hope that helps. :hugs:

:steps of the feminist soapbox:

Oh and it is tiny tree.

 

[Maria2394]

we talked about it when he came home, he still didnt know I had over heard them.

He agrees with you, and said that it was accidental, he had them on the bed for himself, and those guys came over, I heard the exchange, I know he was looking for a pen in the night table and that is the only reason the man went near where they were.

Truthfully, I probably wouldent have minded AS much if i didnt know the men. They know me, just didnt see my face at that time, but they know "mikes wife"

yeah, here it is more anonymous, its not like I am gonna show up at a job and The Fool and Tzara would be there as my bossmen, or wicked eve as QC

So, hubby cant lie, I heard it. he apologized/ and any pics I have as an avatar here, he has seen them. He took the pic of me in the deer stand, thought it was funny

oh yeah, he doesnt like my plumbers crack showing either, lol



thank you for standing up for my honor

xoxox

maria

 

[champagne1982]

Uh, that has to be the most Freudianistically suggestive remark I have seen here in recent times. *wipes brow*

Geez, Carrie. Get a room, fer Gawd's sake.

Gawd! Men are such euphemistically sensitive critters ... Where should this room be? Will I need a passport to get there? Will I be lonesome without my sticks?