A question for Problem Child.

[Spinaroonie]

Why is the box art for Dr. Strangelove so horrendous?

The DVD main menu is even worse.

 

[Guest]

 

[Problem Child]

Why is the box art for Dr. Strangelove so horrendous?

The DVD main menu is even worse.

It's supposed to be that way.


Tell Hanns he has a piece of my turdcorn stuck between his two remaining teeth.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: A question for Problem Child.

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Tell Hanns he has a piece of my turdcorn stuck between his two remaining teeth.

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You two are fighting again, aren't you?

 

[Guest]

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: A question for Problem Child.

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You two are fighting again, aren't you?

We never fight, in fact we rarely communicate at all.


Occasionally I feel like slapping the soft spot in his skull.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: A question for Problem Child.

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You two are fighting again, aren't you?

No, not really. They're admiring one another.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A question for Problem Child.

Occasionally I feel like slapping the soft spot in his skull.

Switch back to using your beer bottle. It'll make a neat sound.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A question for Problem Child.

Switch back to using your beer bottle. It'll make a neat sound.

Actually it was a nine iron.

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: A question for Problem Child.

No, not really. They're admiring one another.

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You can tell. It's the holiday season.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: A question for Problem Child.

Actually it was a nine iron.

A "skull shot" joke is in there somewhere...

 

[Guest]

 

[Freya]

who is the guy in your av, Problem Child?

umm are you young?

It's what's his name from that show - you know.

 

[HeavyStick]

umm are you young?

It's what's his name from that show - you know.

Here's a new Av for you.

 

[Problem Child]

who is the guy in your av, Problem Child?

Did your mother feed you lead paint chips when you were a tot?

 

[Problem Child]

We don't communicate, he gets a sore kneck from looking up at me perched on my level

Yeah, I get a sore kneck. Cuz, like you're so smart, and stuff.

 

[Guest]

 

[mbb308]

who is the guy in your av, Problem Child?

The main character is the bootleg gin in the vase.

 

[Problem Child]

4laterer you and Hanns should date. Really. We could duct-tape you together and kick you down a flight of stairs. Your sex organs might rub accidentally together in just the right way and you would be impregnated.

I think it would be a noble experiment. Your children would probably defy the laws of genetics and heretability and be fucking geniuses.

On the other hand, if they turn out as stupid as you, Hanns could always just take them for a walk in the woods with his uzi.