A Question for Da Wimmins and da Mens

lavender

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So, do you pee in the shower?

I know a helluva lot of men pee in the shower. How frequently? Is it a regular thing - or is just when you need to go and don't wanna hold it?

One time I was discussing this with my female friends as well, and they said they peed in the shower too. Well, I thought it was downright gross. But, they piqued my curiosity. So, about a year later I peed in the shower - just to do it - I guess.

I haven't since.

So, talk to me about pissing, please.
 
Only that one time when you were on your hands knees, your eyes glazed with bliss and you begged so sweetly.

Other than that, I plead the fifth.
 
I almost always pee, right as I'm washing the shampoo out of my hair.
 
lavender
"I haven't since."


Thank the Lordess. The shower was dirty enough as it was.
 
To save money, I dont even have a toilet. Gotta cram those poops down the drain with your foot but its all good.
 
modest mouse said:
To save money, I dont even have a toilet. Gotta cram those poops down the drain with your foot but its all good.

Duuuuude.
 
modest mouse:
"To save money, I dont even have a toilet. Gotta cram those poops down the drain with your foot but its all good. "


Mouse, did you see the sign that said, "Thank you for visiting Good Taste. Please come back soon." right before you posted that?
 
I pee before I get in the shower, but hey, if you gotta go, you gotta go. As Freya said, it all washes down the drain.
 
I remember a lovely shower in The La Fonda, three heads,and four drains in hand painted tiles. I hated to pee there, but well, you know...
 
not when I take a shower with the heiferbeast.
 
I piss in the shower, aiming for the drain, every chance I get. Saves a toilet flush.

What's the fucking problem?
 
Never said:
You shower with.. your cow?
HAAHAHAHA, it's my nickname for my daughter.

I call her sweet baby, the duckling and the heiferbeast when she's feisty.
 
ProofreadManx
"I piss in the shower, aiming for the drain, every chance I get. Saves a toilet flush.

What's the fucking problem?"


Some people live with other human beings. Sometimes they ever share a shower.

perky,
Some animals urinate on their young to make sure they have the right scent.
 
Never said:

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Some people live with other human beings. Sometimes they ever share a shower.
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Yeah, like me, and she does too.

What's the fucking problem?
 
I always pee in the shower. I aim for the drain, too. It drains fast enough that it doesn't get all over my feet or anything.

It's the alpha in me. It's one of the only ways I get to pee in a non-squat type postition!
 
I pee in the shower all the time. I find the whole experience to be quite invigorating and freeing.

I peed outside today, squatting in front of my car in the parking lot of a busy ski resort. I had the kids cover me. I just couldn't wait any longer.
 
Never said:
ProofreadManx

perky,
Some animals urinate on their young to make sure they have the right scent.


*laughing* that'll be great when she gets older and is telling that to her therapist.
 
I have, on occasion, pissed while showering. I find that far less disconcerting than people who spit phlegm on the walls of locker room showers. But, I digress ... Pissing in the shower is liberating. I think that it's good to experience life's little rituals in ways in which we aren't accustomed. This is even true of something as trivial as take a piss. Everyone should piss in the shower at least once, just for the experience of pissing outside the box, so to speak.

Of course, peeing in the shower doesn't hold a candle to the orgiastic release and enveloping warmth of floating weightlessly in a swimming pool while surreptitiously pissing your trunks. I haven't done this since I was 9, but I distinctly remember how great it was.
 
i gotta be me

yep. i feel compelled to join the bandwagon of ladies who pee in the shower.

just cause - and, yeah, it does save a toilet flush!
 
Re: i gotta be me

watergirl said:
yep. i feel compelled to join the bandwagon of ladies who pee in the shower.

just cause - and, yeah, it does save a toilet flush!

But what of the smell?
 
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