A Pure, Unadulterated, No Shit, Post Bump Thread.

[rosco rathbone]

That would be a damned skillful example of mirror writing on FreeGal's part, then.

etoile means star in french i am told

 

[Etoile]

etoile means star in french i am told

I love you, rosco. Next time I go visit Daddy, we should all have drinks together.

 

[MissTaken]

Standing on a milk crate, cause Miss T is tall even with out the stillettos heels, power dipping her and laying a big old kiss on her. Does that fix the grrly love requirement?

And the bad jokes..

Why is santa such a good gardner?
cause he loves to ho, ho, ho.

How come the vampire couldn't get a date?
cause he had bat breath!

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Mistletoe!.

(Shall I stop now?)

The grrly love requirement : Well, you dod touch on it. I was thinking of a bit more fondling and heavy breathing, but that is a start.

And the bad jokes!

Talk about taking bad jokes to the extreme!

 

[Sir_Winston54]

<snip>we got rid of the second phone line.

Phone line? Bloody hell! Please tell me you at least have DSL - you're not on dialup...

 

[Etoile]

Phone line? Bloody hell! Please tell me you at least have DSL - you're not on dialup...

Sad but true, we are still on dialup with one phone line. My wife says that once the car is paid off, we can get a cable net connection! (We already have cable TV.)

But yeah, I think I am the only one in my Major Geek Circles that still has dialup. Pretty sad.

 

[Bandit58]

Yup, when we move at the end of the december, kat and I have allready found a technogeek to intall an ethernet card in her system and network us. If we have to take turns onthe internet for a year or more, one of us isn't gonna make it! Networking rocks!

Master and I use the same computer, but different browsers, so we can both be logged in at the same time. I brought my pc with me when I came to live with Him but we haven't got around to setting it up yet (after nearly 10 months )

We take turns.....He is Master so He gets to go first (unless He is still in bed and I get on before He gets up )

 

[MissTaken]

Sad but true, we are still on dialup with one phone line. My wife says that once the car is paid off, we can get a cable net connection! (We already have cable TV.)

But yeah, I think I am the only one in my Major Geek Circles that still has dialup. Pretty sad.

I am on a dial up here, but once I get to scooter's....

well, you just watch how fast I can post on cable!



No, etoile, you aren't alone.

 

[Etoile]

No, etoile, you aren't alone.

Oh, not on Lit, I know that! But pretty much all of my friends are major geeks, and I am the only one still using dialup. But I wonder...what OS are you using? I'm still on Windows 98.

 

[FreeGal]

Tis considerable more amusing to consider this as a case of long distance internet mastery.

LOL! Now that is funny. Oh, we are definitely in a R/L relationship. I bloody well hope so, anyway! Or else, who was that strange man who inflicted so much on me yesterday, that I have woken up this morning with many aches and pains, including a jaw that keeps locking and bruised ribs?

Feels real enough to me. In fact, he feels fucking awesome...

You read the How should I punish????? thread, didn't you, Rosco?

That would be a damned skillful example of mirror writing on FreeGal's part, then.

Quite!

 

[MissTaken]

Oh, not on Lit, I know that! But pretty much all of my friends are major geeks, and I am the only one still using dialup. But I wonder...what OS are you using? I'm still on Windows 98.

I am on XP and just started using it last winter.

I do like it better than 98 and not so many reboots and fatal errors.

"fatal" errors has such a creepy sound to it, no?

 

[FreeGal]

I am on XP and just started using it last winter.

I do like it better than 98 and not so many reboots and fatal errors.

"fatal" errors has such a creepy sound to it, no?

Argh, the blue screen of death!

Oh, and do you have the special XP keyboard, the one with just Ctrl, Alt & Delete on it?

Does anyone ever send in those error reports?

FreeGal - major geek in disguise.

 

[FreeGal]

Hmmm, yes indeed!!!!

Networking!!!!

LOL! That's a new name for it. But, going by what you played out on me, sounds about right.

 

[MissTaken]

Argh, the blue screen of death!

Does anyone ever send in those error reports?

FreeGal - major geek in disguise.

I used to send the error reports, but never even got a Thank You note in return. Bahhhhh Bill Gates!

 

[MissTaken]

LOL! That's a new name for it. But, going by what you played out on me, sounds about right.

Damn, I could go for some major networking right about now!

 

[FreeGal]

I used to send the error reports, but never even got a Thank You note in return. Bahhhhh Bill Gates!

LOL! Inconsiderate bastard.

I don't think I've ever sent one. I just sigh, roll my eyes and re-start the program.

 

[FreeGal]

Damn, I could go for some major networking right about now!

Yep, me too! Despite the aches and pains from yesterday's heavy session. In fact, I think that would enhance it even more (if that's possible?).

Shame he's at work. Maybe he'll call soon.

 

[MissTaken]

LOL! Inconsiderate bastard.

I don't think I've ever sent one. I just sigh, roll my eyes and re-start the program.

I think Bill needs a spank.

Or a strap on!

 

[FreeGal]

I think Bill needs a spank.

Or a strap on!

Hahaha!

Now that I'd love to see!!

I'd even give it a go myself, I've been practising.

Laughing hard here, FreeBloke will know why.

 

[MissTaken]

Yep, me too! Despite the aches and pains from yesterday's heavy session. In fact, I think that would enhance it even more (if that's possible?).

Oh it would enhance what you are feeling, if given in just the right "doses."

Overdoing wouldn't do, ya know?

But maybe a different course of play. Of course, I am sure Mr Free would know just what you need, darlin!

 

[MissTaken]

Hahaha!

Now that I'd love to see!!

I'd even give it a go myself, I've been practising.

Laughing hard here, FreeBloke will know why.

Ya, I have been practising when I can. It just seems I get too distracted!

 

[FreeGal]

Oh it would enhance what you are feeling, if given in just the right "doses."

Overdoing wouldn't do, ya know?

But maybe a different course of play. Of course, I am sure Mr Free would know just what you need, darlin!

Nah, I wouldn't want to be completely done in.

Oh yes, he knows, most definitely.

 

[Etoile]

Oh, and do you have the special XP keyboard, the one with just Ctrl, Alt & Delete on it?

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Thank you, FreeGal! I have not heard that one before, but I love it.

*glad I finished my soda just moments before reading that, or I'd have been wiping off the laptop*