A product to make the cunt LESS wet

Svenskaflicka

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I - don't - believe - this.


http://www.absorbshun.com/absorbshun/

If I was having sex with a man who complained that I was TOO wet, and he "couldn't feel anything" - I would NOT dust his dick with a powder to make my cunt feel tighter.

I would kick the tiny wiener out and go find a guy with a BIG dick instead!


För helvete..! :mad:
 
Use of AbsorbShun natural powder in any quantity may cause temporary tenderness and micro abrasions to the genital area.

:eek:

There are better ways to increase friction, one of which (as Svenska mentioned) is a bigger dick. ;)
 
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Svenskaflicka said:
I - don't - believe - this.


http://www.absorbshun.com/absorbshun/

If I was having sex with a man who complained that I was TOO wet, and he "couldn't feel anything" - I would NOT dust his dick with a powder to make my cunt feel tighter.

I would kick the tiny wiener out and go find a guy with a BIG dick instead!


För helvete..! :mad:

My question is? Does any babe really want their cunt to be less wet? Interesting article - might I add the word "LOSER" to the equation. :D
 
Svenskaflicka said:
I would kick the tiny wiener out and go find a guy with a BIG dick instead!

För helvete..! :mad:
My attitude exactly (though I don't speak Swedish). :)
 
CharleyH said:
My question is? Does any babe really want their cunt to be less wet? Interesting article - might I add the word "LOSER" to the equation. :D


well actually... :eek: Logo started a thread about this ages ago...

sometimes too wet is a turnoff for some people... I get really wet.... reallyreallyreallyreallllllllllllllllllllllllllly wet... I've often been embarrassed by it or apologized for it...

:eek:
 
SelenaKittyn said:
well actually... :eek: Logo started a thread about this ages ago...

sometimes too wet is a turnoff for some people... I get really wet.... reallyreallyreallyreallllllllllllllllllllllllllly wet... I've often been embarrassed by it or apologized for it...

:eek:
Dear god, woman, never apologize for being really wet! :p
 
SelenaKittyn said:
I've often been embarrassed by it or apologized for it...
I would never ever apologize for anything my cunt did. Seriously.
 
Enjoy the wetness while you've got it. Nature may up and remove that luxury from you in the future.
 
SelenaKittyn said:
well actually... :eek: Logo started a thread about this ages ago...

sometimes too wet is a turnoff for some people... I get really wet.... reallyreallyreallyreallllllllllllllllllllllllllly wet... I've often been embarrassed by it or apologized for it...

:eek:

Chicks know chicks get wet - GO LESBIAN!:D
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Enjoy the wetness while you've got it. Nature may up and remove that luxury from you in the future.

??? I hope not. :)
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Say a little prayer that menopause doesn't affect you the way it does many women.
If I could choose a symptom of menopause to pass up, I think I'd go ahead and take the dryness to be able to take a pass on the hot flashes. There's always lube. ;)
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Enjoy the wetness while you've got it. Nature may up and remove that luxury from you in the future.

Or a surgeon could do it.

I don't get nearly as wet as I used to. :(
 
minsue said:
If I could choose a symptom of menopause to pass up, I think I'd go ahead and take the dryness to be able to take a pass on the hot flashes. There's always lube. ;)
I've never had a hot flash, so I'll reserve judgment until then. I really dig the wetness. :eek:

Though, if it goes, so be it. Like you said, there are ways around it.
 
impressive said:
Or a surgeon could do it.

I don't get nearly as wet as I used to. :(
Yeah, it's a bummer. I don't think I ever realized how much it affected some people. This nurse thing is a crash-course in TMI.
:rolleyes:

I'm not deterred by any lack of wetness. It's nice and all, but there are certainly ways around it. :kiss:
 
SelenaKittyn said:
well actually... :eek: Logo started a thread about this ages ago...

sometimes too wet is a turnoff for some people... I get really wet.... reallyreallyreallyreallllllllllllllllllllllllllly wet... I've often been embarrassed by it or apologized for it...

:eek:

I remember feeling like that when I was a young girl--now I wish I had all that lovely wetness back. Lubes are a good thing, but ain't nothin' like the real thing.
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I've never had a hot flash, so I'll reserve judgment until then. I really dig the wetness. :eek:

Though, if it goes, so be it. Like you said, there are ways around it.
Haven't had 'em, but I've certainly felt 'em lying next to her. When the poor wife's thermostat goes she's like an instant furnace.
 
minsue said:
Haven't had 'em, but I've certainly felt 'em lying next to her. When the poor wife's thermostat goes she's like an instant furnace.
Yeah, I've got a feeling they're going to be unbearable for me. I'm typically too hot as it is. *sigh*
 
SelenaKittyn said:
well actually... :eek: Logo started a thread about this ages ago...

sometimes too wet is a turnoff for some people... I get really wet.... reallyreallyreallyreallllllllllllllllllllllllllly wet... I've often been embarrassed by it or apologized for it...

:eek:
Oh baby, you are so very very forgiven! And here's hoping for many more transgressions... :catroar:
 
Bunch-o-Sluts! All of you! Not that that's inherently bad. :catroar:
 
I even saw a program about Brittish couples who had problems with sex - usually it was that he wanted to have sex and she didn't - and this was a strain on their relationship.

In one of the shows, the guy actually said - and I kid you not - that he didn't like long foreplays because he wanted his wife to be a little dry, so he would feel more resistance when he fucked her.

By question is - why did the woman want to save the relationship with this fuckhead???
 
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