A Place To Pee

[KindaKinky]

One night after a Summerstage concert, I had to piss REALLLY BADLY! But it was after 11:30pm and all the bathrooms were closed. Even the shitholes by Bethesda Fountain!

So I made used a tree on the path to 77th St on the east side.

Share your embarrassment! Where's the strangest place you chose to pee when your bladder was pushed to its limit?

Go on, spill it!

 

[buggawugga]

haha

behind the outhouse because the inside was just too damn stinky

 

[Zmey]

I spread a leak in a middle of Red Square ... I was drunk as fuck ... surprisingly I did not get arrested

 

[breakwall]

on the steps of a Holiday Inn. The security guard ushered me INSIDE...

not brilliant.

 

[KindaKinky]

I also saw a guy taking a shit behind Potamkin located at 56th st and 11th Ave. All I saw was a pair of blue jeans, a red jacket, and a PALE WHITE ASS! Just rubbing a newspaper across his crack!

I had to walk three blocks to get the smell out of my nose!

NNNNNNNNNAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTYYYYYY!

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Waiting For A Streetcar In The

Library Bushes! LOL

 

[Zilla]

That would have to be in the high school newspaper's darkroom. The teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom, what choice did I have, really?

 

[Lost Cause]

While training my squad...

I peed on the campfire they were sleeping around (15 degrees out), which produced a horrible smell, and woke up the sleeping troopers yelling, "Gas! gas! gas!"


By standards, you've got 9 seconds to get your mask sealed, or your dead.
Everybody died that morning! Muhahah.......At ease!

 

[SexyGiggles]

when you gotta go, you gotta go!!

I was driving up to the mountains with my residence hall back in college, when we got stuck in the snow. We were sitting there so long, I just had to go, and we were at least an hour or two away from the nearest town!! So off I went, treking in the snow until I thought I was in the clear from the 7 other cars in our caravan...i took a nice warm piss (it's hard for women to do!), only to realize mid flow that my ass was on display to the entire road full of cars!!

Good thing I have a nice ass...

 

[Sillyman]

Well, pretty much all over the local campus, but that's normal I suppose.

I also have a jar I keep in our laundry room to piss in when all the bathrooms are occupied. I empty it every so often on weeds in the yard.

 

[Zilla]

I also have a jar I keep in our laundry room to piss in when all the bathrooms are occupied. I empty it every so often on weeds in the yard.

Ewh!

 

[Sillyman]

Ewh!

Hey, when ya gotta go, that's it.

 

[Lost Cause]

How many guys out there......

Have pissed in a beer bottle, put a cap on it, and put it back in the fridge at a friend's party? Muhah....

 

[Zilla]

Re: How many guys out there......

Have pissed in a beer bottle, put a cap on it, and put it back in the fridge at a friend's party? Muhah....

Oh, that is just fucking evil!



Why am I so obsessed with this thread? Who cares where people pee, good Lord. I need to go to bed.

 

[nimbus9]

on an electric fence... don't ever do that.