VincentFloyd
Frost Giant
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"I haven't had pussy in weeks," the pirate said, "if we don't find some soon I'm going to burn this ship down."
The captain sighed. I'm just a babysitter. "Considering how far we are from land it will be a few more weeks before we see anyone, should I spare myself the headache and toss you overboard?"
His eyes flared. "No, that won't be necessary Captain," he said, "but the longer we wait the chances are someone else will be thrown overboard."
"Duly noted. You are dismissed." Captain Eric said.
They had been sailing off and on for the past several years, plundering and pillaging, being a thorn in the side of the rest of the worlds navies. Stealing what they could and selling the rest. They didn't know another way of life, but if they did it wouldn't change the fact they loved being pirates.
The captain stated out the window at the vast ocean. I coulduse some pussy as well, he thought.
The captain sighed. I'm just a babysitter. "Considering how far we are from land it will be a few more weeks before we see anyone, should I spare myself the headache and toss you overboard?"
His eyes flared. "No, that won't be necessary Captain," he said, "but the longer we wait the chances are someone else will be thrown overboard."
"Duly noted. You are dismissed." Captain Eric said.
They had been sailing off and on for the past several years, plundering and pillaging, being a thorn in the side of the rest of the worlds navies. Stealing what they could and selling the rest. They didn't know another way of life, but if they did it wouldn't change the fact they loved being pirates.
The captain stated out the window at the vast ocean. I coulduse some pussy as well, he thought.