A piece of information about Ferrets

[Gord]

Apparently - I was told by a vet friend of mine - that if female ferrets dont have an orgasm they will die

This friend of mind had to masterbate a ferret with a pen the other day to save her life .

Could be a good excuse guys if you ever get caught .

Honest I was saving her life - she has ferret syndrome

 

[MsDemeanor]

I was a ferret in a previous life.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

Apparently - I was told by a vet friend of mine - that if female ferrets dont have an orgasm they will die

This friend of mind had to masterbate a ferret with a pen the other day to save her life .

Could be a good excuse guys if you ever get caught .

Honest I was saving her life - she has ferret syndrome

I once bought some cooking apples. Nearly died of starvation waiting for them to make dinner.

 

[Cotedebeaune]

I was a ferret in a previous life.

Wanna run up my trouser leg?

 

[Gord]

I was a ferret in a previous life.

Fuck i think I want to be a ferret in my next life


and MJR - what relevance has cooking apples got with a ferrets orgasm ?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

It says Bisto on the back of buses. Doesn't mean that's what is inside.

 

[Naughty Elf]

This whole thread is about ferreting out information, right?

 

[MsDemeanor]

 

[Gord]

This whole thread is about ferreting out information, right?

no it is about saving Ferrets

and cooking apples

and Bisto

 

[bluespoke]

no it is about saving Ferrets

and cooking apples

and Bisto

So that'll be ferrets, stuffed with apple and baked in a Bisto gravy?

 

[Naughty Elf]

Ah, a good ferreting I see. Silly me.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

So that'll be ferrets, stuffed with apple and baked in a Bisto gravy?

Served with onions, carrot & parsnip mashed potato, and sweetcorn.

Sounds good to me.

 

[Gord]

So that'll be ferrets, stuffed with apple and baked in a Bisto gravy?

an alternative xmas feast perhaps ?

noo

I think I will stick with turkey


ever owned a ferret blue ?

 

[MsDemeanor]

So that'll be ferrets, stuffed with apple and baked in a Bisto gravy?

Hence my introduction to this life that I have now.

 

[bluespoke]

an alternative xmas feast perhaps ?

noo

I think I will stick with turkey


ever owned a ferret blue ?

I'll stick with Beef and no I've never owned one.

I know some people who do and think they are wonderful creatures. I think I'll just stay with the canine friend.

 

[bluespoke]

Hence my introduction to this life that I have now.

You've been stuffed by an apple?

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

In my book, ya can't beat a Workington Whelk Hound. Honest, faithfall, loyal, companiable and damn good at ferreting out those whelks.

And the fun of the Whelk Hound races.

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

You've been stuffed by an apple?

I bet she's been covered in gravey.

 

[Gord]

You've been stuffed by an apple?

she used to be a ferret

obviously didnt have enough ferret nookie

My Uncle had loads of ferrets - went rabbit hunting many time ( watch out MJR )

The way they went down the rabbit hole - scared the bejeezus out of the rabbits