A perfect cock

My wife

My wife and I are a hotwife couple. We agreed we both want her having sex with other men. Mrs. Screwher may have her own idea of what a perfect cock is. But me personally it's whichever one that happens to be in her at that moment!
 
The perfect cock is cut, trimmed and hard. Fills my mouth or ass nicely.
Not too large. I want to be able to deep throat it without too much trouble or pain. Definitely no more than 8", and nicely proportioned. By which I mean no extra thick 'beer can' dicks. I'm willing to be stretched, but I don't want to bleed.
I guess the average cock is what I'm looking for. Not too large, not too small. Hard, cut, clean maybe with a curve to it.
 
Most people with whom I have had a sexual encounter tell me that mine is perfect. *shrugs* But every penis has its own appeal. And so has every penis-owner.
 
This is just like asking, "what is the perfect woman or man or painting or sunset or sunrise"?

It is all subject to the individual whims of the person that is making the decision and will always be different to each and everyone.

What is perfect to me, isn't perfect to anyone else, regardless of the subject.
 
I'm not sure there is such a thing as a "perfect cock".

To me, cocks are a lot like shoes. Even my most expensive shoes, or my newest ones, or my oldest ones, or the ones that look great and hurt my feet the least don't go with every single outfit.

And, actually, lots of times I'd rather be barefoot than wear any shoes at all.

I guess that makes my husband like my favorite pair of shoes. Or, if I was still single, my favorite shoes the (pair lol) I'm currently wearing/doing. :D
 
reminds me of a joke!

A boy went up to his father and asked " Dad, a bunch of the older kids at school were talking about cocks, and me and my buddies didn't know what they are. could you tell me?"

The Dad said " sure son I'll do better than that, I'll show you. But lets go in the bedroom first."

He takes his son in the bedroom, closes the door and drops his pants. "This is what a cock is, in fact, this is a Perfect Cock!"

"Thanks Dad" He says and can't wait to go to school tomorrow to tell his buddies.

At school the next day he gets all his buddies around and says " I asked my Dad about cocks last night"

"What did he say?" They all asked.

He drops his pants and pulls out his penis and says " This is what a cock is, and if it was 2 inches shorter it would be perfect!"


ba dum dum! (cymbal crash)
 
Black...

Black. Uncut. Foreskin. About eight to nine inches, good mouth filling girth. Veiney, with a thick piss tube from base to head. Slight down-curve. Neatly trimmed bush. Heavy, rich cum.

I do love the Big Black Cock.🍆
 
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