Byron In Exile
Frederick Fucking Chopin
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Water heater!I damn near took it outside and blasted it with the shotgun.
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Water heater!I damn near took it outside and blasted it with the shotgun.
Which reminds me of a Dave Barry column in which he writes about some guys who put hose-type vacuum cleaners at the end of long extension cords with their sucking ends in cans of gasoline and then plug them in at a distance, waiting for them to blow up.
I think this sounds like fun.
Ah, gotcha. Doesn't work so well as a muzzle break, huh?
It's true; we New English are a friendly, welcoming bunch. We're just a little dour at times is all. Where in New England are you?

I'm just here until the heat kicks on and it warms up in here. Which could be a while because I just remembered I forgot to nudge the thermostat as I went by this morning.
Sure. All the latest mod cons.you have a thermostat in your sparkly bubble? i say, that's spiffing![]()
Sure. All the latest mod cons.
Yeah, probably a bad idea.Not really. Maybe if there were cuts all around the front of the barrel and not just the top. Gotta remember though, black powder burns dirty and smokey, and Not all of the powder burns. I don't want that shit blowin back at me
I grew up in Old Lyme. Yup, North. I don't think it's much of a secret here that I live in Woodstock, VT.Connecticut. It seems so random to have ended up here, but that's like the story of my life. Yeah, no complaints. I gather you're rather north of me? That's a safe bet because pretty much everyone in New England is north of me.
Hiya, Chippers!just dropping by to say hi on the fly to the pergman![]()
Back when I was a wee lad, my mom was the youth group director at our church. One of them made a flame thrower that way, out of a fire extinguisher. HungryJoe and friends used to fill them up with mixed drinks...Gasoline and a weed sprayer (or an old school pump up fire extinguisher)......
That's fun.
BLEVE!
I like this world.I was involved in one of those awkward kiss/cuddle moments this afternoon. Well, it started off awkward, anyway.
You know how you try to kiss your friend and it just goes wrong? Well, that's what happened today. She came in (I blame her) from the side, so I stuck my cheek out, and yeah. Right on the lips. The angle upon approach was just all wrong.
I thought, "Fuck it," and I squeezed her closer to me and whispered her name. She giggled and cupped my bum. We were cracking up in the middle of the beer garden feeling each other up and making silly "OMG, *name*" noises in front of everyone.
Her husband's like, "Hey!"
ETA: The bbq smells delish. I'm starving.
Let's cuddle!I'm just here until the heat kicks on and it warms up in here. Which could be a while because I just remembered I forgot to nudge the thermostat as I went by this morning.
I like this world.
And I will Help!

Perhaps someone could say something profound about now.
Life goes by so fast
You only wanna do what you think is right
Close your eyes and it's past
Story of my life
Very profound, but I can still see the annoying Water Heater!
Maybe in a bigger font?