A penis question

[MissTaken]

Seriously, are there varying degrees of hardness?

IF a man says, "I am so hard," are we gals supposed to be flattered?

Or would shopping in the frozen food aisle, make you equally as hard?

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yes, and YES!

Many different levels of hardness, especially in some men nearing or over 40.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

If I saw you there, with hard nipples from the chill, I would most certainly be hard.

And yes, there are degrees of hard. In fact we vary all the way down to semi-hard (also known as "whiskey-dick").

When you are so hard it twitches on it's own, and it stretches out so much you can feel it tugging the skin behind your scrotum, that is the ultimate hard.

My favorite line is "I'm so hard the crack of dawn better watch out".

Hmmm...that line has double meaning.

 

[MissTaken]

So the 29 yr old who wanted to come over and fuck me quickly because he was soo soo hard, isn't likely to even know what it means yet?



I need to get back to the men over 40 thing!

*waves to Ruby. *


Oh, if it is sooo hard, is it more uncomfortable?

What does it feel like?

 

[brisbon]

Oh, if it is sooo hard, is it more uncomfortable?

Only if you can not find a proper use for it.

 

[Rubyfruit]

(also known as "whiskey-dick")

Oh yes, I'd forgotten about that very relevant factor.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

So the 29 yr old who wanted to come over and fuck me quickly because he was soo soo hard, isn't likely to even know what it means yet?



I need to get back to the men over 40 thing!

*waves to Ruby. *


Oh, if it is sooo hard, is it more uncomfortable?

What does it feel like?

Speaking as a man over 40...forget the kid. No staying power.

And yes, it's excrutiatingly painful. At least that's the line I've used since I was 13.

 

[KillerMuffin]

There's varying degrees of hardness.

From "You're mother's on the phone, hun." limp all the way to "Holy shit she's hot! But not as hot as you, baby!" hard.

Throw in some "Your ass is sooooo tight" and the boner is stiffened even more.

The hardest I've ever felt a man was *unintelligible grunting* hard. It looked painful because he was wheezing, his eyes were crossed, and he turned almost purple.

 

[islandman]

My favorite is: "I'm so hard I could fuck through concrete."

 

[Guest]

Police reports sometimes refer to semi-hard as a "Blue Vainer" and real hard as a "Dimond Cutter"

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Yess there are many degrees to hardness

there is semi hard wich can happen just from needing to piss or takeing a shit.

there is hard when aroused

then there is "Hard"
when I'm at full hardness.... god it fucking hurts.

and to actualy cum it hurts like hell but feels so good at the same time.
however if I don't cum the pain is just worse.

 

[Rubyfruit]

*waves to Ruby. *

Hey MissT. *smiles*

You've never been with a man over 40? I've always had a thing for older men. When I was 25, I dated a man who was 50, a bit older than my dad at the time. Learned a lot from him.

 

[takingchances42]

It is a continuous range, from soft to very hard, and can be anywhere in that range.

The guys I know talk about "getting a chubby" or "movement in the pants" when talking with a woman. Things stretch, rearrange or thicken, without even getting downright hard -- yet. Very good sign that your unconscious wants a woman. No chubby = just a friend.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

My favorite is: "I'm so hard I could fuck through concrete."

I tried that, but I found the concrete to be most unresponsive. It was very frigid. Maybe if it hadn't been winter....?

 

[Rubyfruit]

No chubby = just a friend.

Sort of like a pop-up thermometer on a turkey?

*waves* Hi there.

 

[takingchances42]

Yess there are many degrees to hardness

there is semi hard wich can happen just from needing to piss or takeing a shit.

there is hard when aroused

then there is "Hard"
when I'm at full hardness.... god it fucking hurts.

and to actualy cum it hurts like hell but feels so good at the same time.
however if I don't cum the pain is just worse.

Seriously?

I always thought guys were just kidding about that. Telling women to help them out of their pain, wink, wink.

For me, the harder it is, the better it feels. And cumming can be sweet nirvana.

The only pain I've ever had is being blue-balled.

 

[islandman]

I tried that, but I found the concrete to be most unresponsive. I found it to be very frigid. Maybe if it hadn't been winter....?

Or could have been the woman you were with at the time. I've had a couple of those. Would have gotten more of a response from a bee sting.

 

[takingchances42]

Sort of like a pop-up thermometer on a turkey?

LOL, exactly, gotta listen to yer body!

*waves to Ruby*

 

[Rubyfruit]

LOL, exactly, gotta listen to yer body!

*waves to Ruby*

Did you pop a chubby?

 

[Wizard]

Like others have said many diffrent "States" of hardness , starting with a semi hard on to "Hard"," Really Hard" to Fuck I can cut dimonds with this bad boy..............

 

[IrishWolfhound]

Or could have been the woman you were with at the time.

Women??? You can do that with women? I never knew....

Damn.

 

[takingchances42]

Did you pop a chubby?

I pop right past a chubby and straight out of my pants every time I see your sexy AV photos, Ruby...

 

[HeavyStick]

there have been times I was so hard I swear I could have cut diamonds, or a midget do pull up off of it.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

there have been times I was so hard I swear I could have cut diamonds, or a midget do pull up off of it.

Yes...but the midget would need teeny tiny hands..or do one handed ones.

 

[Wizard]

there have been times I was so hard I swear I could have cut diamonds, or a midget do pull up off of it.

hey I just said the diamond bit...................