A-nonimous!!!!

[k¡tty]

HAhahah......Kitty, you can be a bond girl named Anita Mandalay and I'll swoop in and whip your pannies offa you like a twister came through your private area. Then I'd order more room service and go sleep with your sister

Sorry lexieboo.....you lost out on my sweet mancake this time but you know what? I'm going to sleep all over again tonight, so can you wear that tie-dyed guns-n-roses night shirt that I like so much?

Okay it all sounded fab up until the bit where you sleep with my sister. *sniff*

I specifically said I didn't want to be the own with my heart broken.

 

[Raina]

Okay it all sounded fab up until the bit where you sleep with my sister. *sniff*

I specifically said I didn't want to be the own with my heart broken.

Kitty, we've been saying that we're like long lost sisters right?



Just trying to help!

 

[k¡tty]

Kitty, we've been saying that we're like long lost sisters right?



Just trying to help!

Uh.. I don't recall any such thang.



bitch :-D

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Kitty kitty kitty.....what kind of beast do you take me for?

okay it'll break down like this....we'll make with the lovins, including the leathers and the whipped cream and the chicken costume. Then when I can no longer satisfy your insatiability we'll get dressed and go save the world from an evil fast food tycoon. I'll get captured and force-fed whoppers and fries. You'll believe me to be dead and move on to a wonderful life filled with many blissful years married to Colin Farrel.

Then I'll go over to Raina's house for a little buckwyllin'.

And just becuase a brother gained a little burger and fry tummy, don't think I can't still rock it all night.

 

[amelia]

*sob*

if it helps at all, i'd choose you over me.

 

[k¡tty]

okay it'll break down like this....we'll make with the lovins, including the leathers and the whipped cream and the chicken costume. Then when I can no longer satisfy your insatiability we'll get dressed and go save the world from an evil fast food tycoon. I'll get captured and force-fed whoppers and fries. You'll believe me to be dead and move on to a wonderful life filled with many blissful years married to Colin Farrel.


Who will lose that silly Americanized accent and use his naturally sexy Irish one because he knows how much I dig accents, especially the Irish brogue.

The smell of Whoppers and greasy fries make my tummy roll in despair, remembering just how my "old" lover had been tortured at the hands of those cruel beef beasts, so much that I become a vegetarian and he joins with me out of sympathy.

Once my Raina grrl informs me of your whips & chains union.. I'm ecstatically overjoyed that you managed to gnaw your way back to freedom. Wishing you both the best.. I snuggle back in bed with my pookie, Colin, and privately hope that your tubby tummy doesn't throw the balance off skilter during the cooterin'.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Brillinat! errr.... Brilliant!

I return to a life of relative secrecy looking for the next friendly lady that I might spend some time with, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that the next leap...will be the leap home.

And the irony is not lost on me that I ate my way to freedom from those vicious burger mongers by lapping at bacon double cheese whoppers......and then lapped my way to it once again after being secured to Raina's ornamental stained oak bed post.

Such is the life of an international spy kinda guy.