NeverEndingMe
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*February, 2015 - Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month
disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United
States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself
affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease
ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. *
*These side effects have been deemed “post Islamic stress trauma with
apologetic war fatigue”. *
*Symptoms include: *
* • Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our
President pander to Muslim terrorists. *
* • Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 pm during the O’Reilly factor. *
* • Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice. *
* • Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering
innocent people. *
* • Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes
reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a
legitimate news show host. *
* • Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is
then identified as the disease itself. *
*The official designation for “post Islamic stress trauma with apologetic
war fatigue” is PIST-AWF. If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your
local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is
expected the cure will be available in November of 2016 and will be offered
by a credible conservative candidate. *
*Yes, I am PIST-AWF.*
disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United
States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself
affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease
ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. *
*These side effects have been deemed “post Islamic stress trauma with
apologetic war fatigue”. *
*Symptoms include: *
* • Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our
President pander to Muslim terrorists. *
* • Uncontrollable heartburn at 8:00 pm during the O’Reilly factor. *
* • Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice. *
* • Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering
innocent people. *
* • Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes
reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a
legitimate news show host. *
* • Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is
then identified as the disease itself. *
*The official designation for “post Islamic stress trauma with apologetic
war fatigue” is PIST-AWF. If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your
local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is
expected the cure will be available in November of 2016 and will be offered
by a credible conservative candidate. *
*Yes, I am PIST-AWF.*
