A new take on nurse/patient RP!

[ElijaRDC]

Hurr's tha deal:

I am a car accident victim. You are the idiot who hit me. How/why we came to be intimate doesn't matter, but you get the hardest hard-on imaginable from licking my neck brace. You must put on a really bad Russian accent.

Go!

 

[MILFenthusiast]

.....

 

[ElijaRDC]

So is it safe to assume I am not paralyzed from the crash?

Right.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

Nurse: Sir, you can't be on top of her like that! She has horrible internal injuries.
Me: If she dies, she dies.

 

[ElijaRDC]

Nurse: Sir, you can't be on top of her like that! She has horrible internal injuries.
Me: If she dies, she dies.

Well, that escalated quickly!

 

[BloodMoonRising]

In Soviet Russia, neck brace licks you!

 

[ElijaRDC]

In Soviet Russia, neck brace licks you!

Oh, God... they probably DO do that over there, don't they?

 

[BloodMoonRising]

It's terrifying, the things that happen in the eastern bloc. Monolithic architecture, those hats...

I can't do this RP any more. It's too dreadful. I just can't.

 

[ElijaRDC]

It's terrifying, the things that happen in the eastern bloc. Monolithic architecture, those hats...

I can't do this RP any more. It's too dreadful. I just can't.

I know. I've seen my share of LiveLeak videos.

I didn't think this one through far enough.