A new law

[SeaCat]

Here in Florida they have come up with yet another new law. Sheesh I guess there is no place for the strange and twisted.


Wednesday, April 16, 2008

TALLAHASSEE — Animals could be safer under a bill being passed by a Senate committee that would punish people who sexually abuse them.

Law enforcement officers have not been able to charge offenders with a crime because having sex with animals isn't against the law in Florida.

Charges could only be filed if an animal was injured or had been a victim of excessive or repeated infliction of pain. Under those cases the violators are charged with animal cruelty which is a misdemeanor.

Sen. Nan Rich wants to make the sex acts with animals a felony and also make it a felony to photograph or videotape it.

The recent bestiality acts caught by police or deputies involved a pregnant goat. The 48-year-old man who did that is now behind bars for a different livestock crime.



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[lesbiaphrodite]

I'm all in favor of this law. I say kill and destroy any mother fucker who abuses an animal.

 

[jomar]

But what if the relationship is consensual? A lifestyle choice, you know?

 

[AsylumSeeker]

All Ears

I'm all in favor of this law. I say kill and destroy any mother fucker who abuses an animal.

I'm with her. That's plain sick. And what's even WORSE is that a society has to waste the time to say it is!

Getting off subject, maybe not, but I received a note in the mail to some instruction manual for something I'd registered. An addendum instructed me to correct step 5 of some long-discarded manual (hey I'm a guy!) to add a warning about not using it in water due to an electrical shock hazard. Still not sure what it was.

 

[3113]

I'm just wondering if there are enough folk doing this to warrant a new law--or if the old laws were too soft to stop them? And is there a hotline the sexually assaulted animal can call?

 

[rgraham666]

I'm all in favor of this law. I say kill and destroy any mother fucker who abuses an animal.

I wonder what other mental illnesses we can make a crime?

 

[R. Richard]

But what if the relationship is consensual? A lifestyle choice, you know?

Actually, it is a little known fact that one animal LIKES to be sexually abused. Yes, Ursus Maritimus, LIKES to have people come into its habitat and sexually abuse it. Not only that, the people who do go and sexually abuse Ursus Maritimus lose all desire to sexuall abuse animals. Yes, R. Richard is proposing a simple solution to a vexing problem. Not only is the solution 100% effective, there is no cost for a trial or housing and feeding a prisoner.

 

[jomar]

Actually, it is a little known fact that one animal LIKES to be sexually abused. Yes, Ursus Maritimus, LIKES to have people come into its habitat and sexually abuse it. Not only that, the people who do go and sexually abuse Ursus Maritimus lose all desire to sexuall abuse animals. Yes, R. Richard is proposing a simple solution to a vexing problem. Not only is the solution 100% effective, there is no cost for a trial or housing and feeding a prisoner.

Well, they are a bit touchy and tend to act impulsively. Or rather, instinctively.

 

[Oblimo]

I wonder what other mental illnesses we can make a crime?

I'd bet your booty you can raise the insanity defense to the new FL bestiality law. Although you probably need more evidence to demonstrate your insanity than a simple "I was fucking the goat, wasn't I?"

 

[Oblimo]

The 48-year-old man who did that is now behind bars for a different livestock crime.

I'm dying of curiosity to know which livestock crime was used to nail him.

Also, I've now got this line from Oh Brother Where Art Thou stuck in my head: "Oh, George...not the livestock."

 

[R. Richard]

Well, they are a bit touchy and tend to act impulsively. Or rather, instinctively.

Are you speaking of Ursus Maritimus or the sexual abuser here?

 

[jomar]

Are you speaking of Ursus Maritimus or the sexual abuser here?

Hmm, you have a point there.