a new joke - have a laugh

[NASCARaddicted]

A few days ago, I saw this joke on tv. Maybe it can become a story idea, maybe not. I hope you enyoy it. I hope I managed to get the transition from tv - well, it was really great on tv.



25 year old Marcus rings on the door of his neighbor. Mrs. Smith opens

"Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, I have a romantic dinner at 8pm, but I am still missing some things. And right now, all the shops are closed, so maybe, you could borrow me 2 eggs"

"A romantic date ? Oh, that's nice. Of course I can borrow you 2 eggs". She gives him 2 eggs.

"Thank you. Oh, by the way, I also need some milk"

"Sure, no problem".

"Oh, and I also need a good bottle of whine, a tablecloth and some candles for the romantic mood"

"Sure, no problem, I have all that stuff"

"Thanks, it's really very nice that you borrow me all that stuff. Oh, but there is still one thing that I need - you know, with all this romantic mood, and the whine .... do you have some condoms ? And maybe some jelly lube ... you know, for the anal sex"

"Yeah, I have all this stuff, I will give you some"

"Wow, Mrs. Smith, you are really very helpful. Oh, but I have one last question: Your daughter Clara - she is already 18, isn't she ?"

"Well, to be exact, she is already 19"

"Oh, that's great. Then, please tell her: She should come by at 8 pm like I told her yesterday"


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[Chicklet]

lol

 

[BlackSnake]

For a second, I thought he was going after her instead of a daughter...LOL

 

[Fox]

I thought he was after the lady too, BlackSnake. I would have loved to have seen her reaction on TV! That may have made the man think differently about 8 pm dinner. Perhaps a story about the man who invites the daughter at 8 and the mother earlier or later?

Cheers!

fox

 

[NASCARaddicted]

well, I have to say, when I saw this show, it was a rerun from earlier today - it was 5 am after a long night, so I can't remember the facial expression of the mother.


But when it comes to a story idea, I thought about something like this: Maybe this guy (Marty) is a good friend of the parents (he could be in their age. Both, Marty and the parents have no problem to talk about sex. So, one day he tells them about his new girlfriend. He tells them how he fucks her really hard, he screws her up the ass, she deepthroats him, and she also had sex with him and 2 other guys. And tonight, he is going for the big one: She will take part in a gang bang with 15 guys (and maybe some gals).

The parents listen very good. They like to hear it, but they would never do something like this, since they are modest. Then their 18 year old daughter comes in. She walkes over to Mary. She sits on his lap and starts to kiss him. Then Marty says "Hey darling, are you ready for the big one tonight ?" ..... Maybe the parents become curious and want to watch it, or maybe even take part in the gang bang (so they aren't too modest)

Or, maybe no gang bang - maybe he could talk the parents into "swinging sex" with him and his nice, young, horny girlfriend. The parents think about it and agree - they have always been curious about swinging. Then, their 18 year old daughter walks in. Marty tells her: "Hey darling, I just talked to your parents and they agreed to have swing sex with us".

Just think about the surprised facial expression of the mother - and the horny facial expression of the father (he always dreamed about his daughter) ....