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Elsewhere, I found this gem:
I'd heard this same joke with the roles reversed, where a brassy prostitute approaches a family man. The punchline to that version is, "Paint my house." As Vix rightly noted, it seems males and females both fantasize about what chores to avoid!
That being said, what are other combinations of three little words that would work in this context?
"Obey me forever"
A famous joke:
An incredibly handsome man walks up to a woman seated alone at a bar and says, "Excuse me for interrupting you, but you are the most enchanting, beautiful, sensual creature I've ever seen. I will do anything you want me to do for however long you'd like for me to do it. No matter how kinky or perverted it is, I'll do it for you. But only on one condition."
The astonished woman looks at him with wide eyes as he leans his massive, sexy body over and hotly whispers in her ear, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in three words." He pulls away smirking, knowing that he's turned her on: her eyes are dilated, her skin is flushed, she's licking her lips and then biting the lower one. She looks deeply into his eyes with a seductive flair that makes him weak in the knees, crooks her finger to lure him close again, and whispers in his ear,
"Clean my house."
I'd heard this same joke with the roles reversed, where a brassy prostitute approaches a family man. The punchline to that version is, "Paint my house." As Vix rightly noted, it seems males and females both fantasize about what chores to avoid!
That being said, what are other combinations of three little words that would work in this context?
"Obey me forever"