A new game - Three Little Words

[UsuallyPresent]

Elsewhere, I found this gem:

A famous joke:

An incredibly handsome man walks up to a woman seated alone at a bar and says, "Excuse me for interrupting you, but you are the most enchanting, beautiful, sensual creature I've ever seen. I will do anything you want me to do for however long you'd like for me to do it. No matter how kinky or perverted it is, I'll do it for you. But only on one condition."

The astonished woman looks at him with wide eyes as he leans his massive, sexy body over and hotly whispers in her ear, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in three words." He pulls away smirking, knowing that he's turned her on: her eyes are dilated, her skin is flushed, she's licking her lips and then biting the lower one. She looks deeply into his eyes with a seductive flair that makes him weak in the knees, crooks her finger to lure him close again, and whispers in his ear,

"Clean my house."

I'd heard this same joke with the roles reversed, where a brassy prostitute approaches a family man. The punchline to that version is, "Paint my house." As Vix rightly noted, it seems males and females both fantasize about what chores to avoid!

That being said, what are other combinations of three little words that would work in this context?

"Obey me forever"

 

[lovecraft68]

Sorry, not interested.

Because the narcissistic and arrogant assumption that of course I want you is a turn off.

It would probably get the best reaction as well.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Sorry, not interested.

Because the narcissistic and arrogant assumption that of course I want you is a turn off.

It would probably get the best reaction as well.

LOL!

For the cruel, "Go get arrested"

 

[Trubbycat]

Balance my checkbook.

 

[DarkWhispers2U]

Balance my checkbook.

Pay my bills.

--I wish--

 

[UsuallyPresent]

"Suck your elbow" - physically impossible unless you've broken your humerus.

"Hrmm. I wonder what the penalty should be for failure..."

 

[lovecraft68]

"Be my sacrifice"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

"Be my sacrifice"

for the vore crowd.... "Eat your arm"

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

"Stay right there."

 

[Handley_Page]

"change My Tyres"

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Strip. Here. Now.

 

[JamesMiehoff]

Babysit my kids.

Or in the current environment, "Teach my kids".

James

 

[lovecraft68]

Don't flatter yourself.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Play in traffic.

 

[Enchantment_of_Nyx]

Don't flatter yourself.

That one wins!

 

[BelleCanzuto]

Go away. Now



Meet my husband

 

[Rustyoznail]

You take cheques?

 

[Handley_Page]

You're under arrest

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Donate all savings.

 

[Wilson Spalding]

"Same thing, again."

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Hold your breath.

 

[GroverLang]

Seeing as this is on Literotica.

Piss your pants.

 

[Wilson Spalding]

Now try upside-down...

Can I get away with a hyphenate?

 

[Javahead]

“Fuck off now”

“Go get bent”

“Drop dead, asshole”

A length for pithy put downs, methinks.

 

[lovecraft68]

"I'm a cop."