RobDownSouth
No Kings
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- Apr 13, 2002
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There is a growing new game here in Texas that has shown to be very popular with aging white boomer males: ICE Cosplay.
Recognizing that most ICE agents are older, out of shape white former mall cops, Texan MAGA has come up with a brilliant means of showing their solidarity with America's worst "law enforcement".
Boomer males simply buy inexpensive blue nylon windbreakers, and have 18 inch white letters spelling "ICE" silk-screened on the back of the jacket.
And then......it's off to Home Depot. For those not familiar with how the underclass lives, Home Depot parking lots are congregation points for day laborers attempting to "put food on their family" as Dubya once said.
Not anymore! These boomer cosplayers simply exit their vehicle and walk up and down the rows of the outdoor parking lots for 15 minutes at at time (which is the average length of time before these sedentary couch potatoes start to have sore knees). They usually gravitate towards the shaded areas where the day labor pool congregates and try not to giggle when the laborers slowly but steadily disperse. No words are ever exchanged by either side.
Eventually Canadian lumber tariffs will empty the shelves of the lumber aisles at Home Depot, but it sure seems fun to MAGA while it lasts! FINALLY a way to get "those people" to "Respect Mah Authoriteh!"
Recognizing that most ICE agents are older, out of shape white former mall cops, Texan MAGA has come up with a brilliant means of showing their solidarity with America's worst "law enforcement".
Boomer males simply buy inexpensive blue nylon windbreakers, and have 18 inch white letters spelling "ICE" silk-screened on the back of the jacket.
And then......it's off to Home Depot. For those not familiar with how the underclass lives, Home Depot parking lots are congregation points for day laborers attempting to "put food on their family" as Dubya once said.
Not anymore! These boomer cosplayers simply exit their vehicle and walk up and down the rows of the outdoor parking lots for 15 minutes at at time (which is the average length of time before these sedentary couch potatoes start to have sore knees). They usually gravitate towards the shaded areas where the day labor pool congregates and try not to giggle when the laborers slowly but steadily disperse. No words are ever exchanged by either side.
Eventually Canadian lumber tariffs will empty the shelves of the lumber aisles at Home Depot, but it sure seems fun to MAGA while it lasts! FINALLY a way to get "those people" to "Respect Mah Authoriteh!"
