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Cory Foster held the small, cylindrical inhaler delicately in his right hand. It was the culmination of two years of work; a pharmaceutical wonder that would transform him from lowly graduate student to a world renowned research physician. There would be a bidding war and he would be instantly wealthy. A warm smile crossed his face and he slid a hand through his shaggy brown hair. This medication was going to help people, which was the real reward. He placed the inhaler into its plastic casing and slid it back into the cabinet drawer.
"So it's done," a voice came from across the lab. It was Eric, his loyal research assistant. He was still an undergraduate and rarely sober, but he did his job well regardless. The two men had spent a lot of late nights on this project. "This is a great moment, my friend."
Cory nodded subtly, the smile still plastered on his face. "Let's not get ahead of ourselves, though. We still have to test its effects. We don't know how strong it is, we don't really know how effective it will be. But it'll work. We know that much." He walked across the room extending a hand to his assistant, his friend. "You did well, Eric. Put this on your resume and you'll get into any medical school of your choice."
Eric patted Cory on his shoulder and they made their way out of the laboratory. "Well, when do we begin testing?" he asked mid-stride.
"I actually had Victoria print up some flyers to post around campus this evening. With any luck we can start interviewing potential candidates tomorrow," Cory replied as they rounded the corner of the long university hallway. "Exciting, huh?"
"Incredibly," Eric stopped dead in his tracks. "Cory, we've created a permanent solution to female sexual dysfunction. Think about the kind of money Viagra makes. That's going to be us. The sooner we find a candidate, the sooner we can buy our matching Rolls Royces'."
Cory rolled his eyes and laughed under his breath, continuing down the hallway. "Money is the root of all evil, Eric, haven't you heard? Sex, on the other hand, is the root of all good. And with any luck, that inhaler is going to help a lot of people, have a lot of sex." Continuing the hallway, Cory finally stopped at the front desk. Victoria, their secretary, gave him a brief glance over the tips of her glasses and handed him a stack of flyers. She was an attractive woman in her mid-thirties, but the scowl on her face always scared men away. Cory had learned long ago that she wasn't terribly interested in flirtation, even of the light variety.
"It's all there, Mr. Foster," she said with a thick New Jersey accent.
"Thanks Victoria," Cory grinned and grabbed his briefcase from the wall rack. He turned to Eric. "I know you're planning on going out to celebrate. I'll meet you a little later - I'm gonna post these in a few prime locations."
"No problem, boss." Eric gave him a small salute and walked out the door.
Cory held up the flyer and gave it one final review:
Tossing the flyers into his briefcase, Cory made his way onto campus. The sun was setting and students' were preparing to leave their final classes of the day. Making his way through the dorms, the dining halls, and the student commons, Cory posted the flyers where as many eyes as possible would fall onto them.
"So it's done," a voice came from across the lab. It was Eric, his loyal research assistant. He was still an undergraduate and rarely sober, but he did his job well regardless. The two men had spent a lot of late nights on this project. "This is a great moment, my friend."
Cory nodded subtly, the smile still plastered on his face. "Let's not get ahead of ourselves, though. We still have to test its effects. We don't know how strong it is, we don't really know how effective it will be. But it'll work. We know that much." He walked across the room extending a hand to his assistant, his friend. "You did well, Eric. Put this on your resume and you'll get into any medical school of your choice."
Eric patted Cory on his shoulder and they made their way out of the laboratory. "Well, when do we begin testing?" he asked mid-stride.
"I actually had Victoria print up some flyers to post around campus this evening. With any luck we can start interviewing potential candidates tomorrow," Cory replied as they rounded the corner of the long university hallway. "Exciting, huh?"
"Incredibly," Eric stopped dead in his tracks. "Cory, we've created a permanent solution to female sexual dysfunction. Think about the kind of money Viagra makes. That's going to be us. The sooner we find a candidate, the sooner we can buy our matching Rolls Royces'."
Cory rolled his eyes and laughed under his breath, continuing down the hallway. "Money is the root of all evil, Eric, haven't you heard? Sex, on the other hand, is the root of all good. And with any luck, that inhaler is going to help a lot of people, have a lot of sex." Continuing the hallway, Cory finally stopped at the front desk. Victoria, their secretary, gave him a brief glance over the tips of her glasses and handed him a stack of flyers. She was an attractive woman in her mid-thirties, but the scowl on her face always scared men away. Cory had learned long ago that she wasn't terribly interested in flirtation, even of the light variety.
"It's all there, Mr. Foster," she said with a thick New Jersey accent.
"Thanks Victoria," Cory grinned and grabbed his briefcase from the wall rack. He turned to Eric. "I know you're planning on going out to celebrate. I'll meet you a little later - I'm gonna post these in a few prime locations."
"No problem, boss." Eric gave him a small salute and walked out the door.
Cory held up the flyer and gave it one final review:
"Are you a woman who finds it difficult to get aroused?
Do you want to take control of your love life?
The University of Columbia's Center for Sexual Health Research is conducting studies of a new medication that could help you with this intimate problem.
You will be monetarily compensated for your time and effort.
Do you want to take control of your love life?
The University of Columbia's Center for Sexual Health Research is conducting studies of a new medication that could help you with this intimate problem.
You will be monetarily compensated for your time and effort.
Tossing the flyers into his briefcase, Cory made his way onto campus. The sun was setting and students' were preparing to leave their final classes of the day. Making his way through the dorms, the dining halls, and the student commons, Cory posted the flyers where as many eyes as possible would fall onto them.
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