A new disease strikes the GB

[miles]

Not long ago I warned of the dangers of a particularly nasty disease called Fucktard Nervosa. Unlike most diseases, healthy people suffered the most because they had to put up with the symptoms. Fortunately the disease seems to have run its course. Now we have a new disorder on the horizon.

This one is called Literotica Poster Pretentia. Symptoms include repititious and questionable claims on the GB about physical appearance, career, income, which car they drive, sexual exploits, educational achievements, and so on ad nauseum. Posters infected with this disease are easily identified as those who constantly make off-hand remarks about how wonderful they are. Typically they are the exact opposite of what they claim to be.

There is no known cure.

 

[Temptress_1960]

Hmmmmmm...

Well, I'm old, fat, bald and toothless.

Other than that, I'm just truly fabulous.

 

[Guest]

Good thing I suck then.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Happy New Year Sugar

 

[Mia62]

Shoot...does this mean that I am really not a svelte, 5'11" rich debutante???

Damn...and I bet I only have one kid and not four.

 

[lavender]

So, it's kinda like every day at Lit is opposite day?

 

[Guest]

Happy New Year Sugar

You too, babe.

 

[Bindii]

This one is called Literotica Poster Pretentia. Symptoms include repititious and questionable claims on the GB about physical appearance, career, income, sexual exploits, educational achievements, and so on ad nauseum. Posters infected with this disease are easily identified as those who constantly make off-hand remarks about how wonderful they are. Typically they are the exact opposite of what they claim to be.

There is no known cure.

Are you trying to tell me that some of the Lit posters lie!!!

 

[miles]

Happy New Year Sugar

Back at you, babydoll.

 

[miles]

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Are you trying to tell me that some of the Lit posters lie!!!

And they suck at it, too!

 

[QuickDuck]

Not long ago I warned of the dangers of a particularly nasty disease called Fucktard Nervosa. Unlike most diseases, healthy people suffered the most because they had to put up with the symptoms. Fortunately the disease seems to have run its course. Now we have a new disorder on the horizon.

This one is called Literotica Poster Pretentia. Symptoms include repititious and questionable claims on the GB about physical appearance, career, income, sexual exploits, educational achievements, and so on ad nauseum. Posters infected with this disease are easily identified as those who constantly make off-hand remarks about how wonderful they are. Typically they are the exact opposite of what they claim to be.

There is no known cure.

Hey, that sounds like the GB's very own Jack Ryan!

Not sure if anyone has noticed it, but there is a current poster who has taken his life story, directly from a Tom Clancy book.

Hmmm I would like to see alot more funding put forward to help find the cure.

 

[miles]

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ot sure if anyone has noticed it, but there is a current poster who has taken his life story, directly from a Tom Clancy book.

Redwave didn't fool me for a second.

 

[Guest]

So...Hanns_Shmidt is healthy.......his one credit is not lying about what a great........ass-hole he is.

 

[LukkyKnight]

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And they suck at it, too!

OK, I admit that if I had a lambroghini I could probably spell it correctly, but that sexual exploit was real.

 

[QuickDuck]

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Redwave didn't fool me for a second.

Oh the infection is much much worse than you can possibly believe.

It is almost as bad as the dreded Lurgi that hit England in November of 1954, but was documented by the physicians Secomb, Sellers & Milligan.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: Re: Re: Re: on no, NOT the Lurgi!!

...but was documented by the physicians Secomb, Sellers & Milligan...

...before they succumbed, too.

 

[Guest]

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Oh the infection is much much worse than you can possibly believe.

It is almost as bad as the dreded Lurgi that hit England in November of 1954, but was documented by the physicians Secomb, Sellers & Milligan.

"Yingtong-iddle-aye-poe"

 

[Dietrich K.]

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It is almost as bad as the dreded Lurgi that hit England in November of 1954, but was documented by the physicians Secomb, Sellers & Milligan.

Ying Tong Iddle I Po!

 

[Guest]

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Ying Tong Iddle I Po!

Beatcha by a mile......

 

[Trail48]

Not long ago I warned of the dangers of a particularly nasty disease called Fucktard Nervosa. Unlike most diseases, healthy people suffered the most because they had to put up with the symptoms. Fortunately the disease seems to have run its course. Now we have a new disorder on the horizon.

This one is called Literotica Poster Pretentia. Symptoms include repititious and questionable claims on the GB about physical appearance, career, income, which car they drive, sexual exploits, educational achievements, and so on ad nauseum. Posters infected with this disease are easily identified as those who constantly make off-hand remarks about how wonderful they are. Typically they are the exact opposite of what they claim to be.

There is no known cure.

Uumm..would they use an av of a very suave and debonair person?

 

[Guest]

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Uumm..would they use an av of a very suave and debonair person?

It's very misleading.

 

[LukkyKnight]

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Uumm..would they use an av of a very suave and debonair person?

Saaaaaaaay, look at gp's av....

 

[Guest]

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Saaaaaaaay, look at gp's av....

Yes?

 

[LukkyKnight]

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Yes?

What, the words suave and debonair don't spring immediately to mind?

 

[Trail48]

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Saaaaaaaay, look at gp's av....

kinda startling to see what's under those baggy clothes!