A murderer was reading Literotica

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Obviously there's no correlation, but it seems as though he has a thing for Wife stories.



Murderer Pat Quirke was looking at pornographic and erotic websites days after he staged the discovery of Bobby Ryan’s body.

Searches of Quirke’s computer by the Garda National Cyber Crime Bureau found that he was a regular viewer of pornographic and so-called ‘literary erotic’ web sites.

On May 8, 2013, eight days after he pretended to discover Ryan’s body in an underground tank, he was looking at the site Literotica and specifically a page called ‘My wife, her best friend and me’.


https://extra.ie/2019/05/05/news/irish-news/murderer-pat-quirke-literary-erotica
 
Obviously there's no correlation, but it seems as though he has a thing for Wife stories.



Murderer Pat Quirke was looking at pornographic and erotic websites days after he staged the discovery of Bobby Ryan’s body.

Searches of Quirke’s computer by the Garda National Cyber Crime Bureau found that he was a regular viewer of pornographic and so-called ‘literary erotic’ web sites.

On May 8, 2013, eight days after he pretended to discover Ryan’s body in an underground tank, he was looking at the site Literotica and specifically a page called ‘My wife, her best friend and me’.


https://extra.ie/2019/05/05/news/irish-news/murderer-pat-quirke-literary-erotica

I'm curious about the phrase "so-called 'literary erotic' web sites."

Why the quotation marks? Who calls them that? And why "so-called"?
 
Obviously there's no correlation, but it seems as though he has a thing for Wife stories.



Murderer Pat Quirke was looking at pornographic and erotic websites days after he staged the discovery of Bobby Ryan’s body.

Searches of Quirke’s computer by the Garda National Cyber Crime Bureau found that he was a regular viewer of pornographic and so-called ‘literary erotic’ web sites.

On May 8, 2013, eight days after he pretended to discover Ryan’s body in an underground tank, he was looking at the site Literotica and specifically a page called ‘My wife, her best friend and me’.


https://extra.ie/2019/05/05/news/irish-news/murderer-pat-quirke-literary-erotica

An admittedly cursory search turns up no stories with any of the titles named in the article.
 
An admittedly cursory search turns up no stories with any of the titles named in the article.

You have to use the site search. I cant link it now.

But theres a 2013 group sex story with that name.
 
Stories are murdered on Lit every day. Now if we could only set a season for troll hunting.
 
Stories are murdered on Lit every day. Now if we could only set a season for troll hunting.

Sadly, some stories are delivered dead-on-delivery. I might have been guilty of that a time or two :eek:

But here's the FLASH! I read the story and there is virtually no way it had anything to do with any murder or other bad behavior based on my learned opinion. The news outlet seems to just be hyping it for effect. This news I bring does make me feel relieved, because I really don't want to have to give up reading "erotic literature" for fear of what it is turning me into :rolleyes:
 
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On a side note, i hope i never get accused anything and my entire heyall database gets revealed to the world.
 
Honestly? I’m not sure how I’d feel knowing a murderer had been reading my stuff.

I wouldn’t mind. But the question is whether I’d feel just a wee bit proud.
 
Forget alleged murderers allegedly reading LIT. Big deal. How many politicians, judges, prosecutors, and pastors are LITsters? Be funny if professions could be tracked, hey?
 
Honestly? I’m not sure how I’d feel knowing a murderer had been reading my stuff.

I wouldn’t mind. But the question is whether I’d feel just a wee bit proud.

You don't know that one hasn't. I've got one that I'd like to have read my stuff, but he's still at least five years away from a possible parole.
 
Forget alleged murderers allegedly reading LIT. Big deal. How many politicians, judges, prosecutors, and pastors are LITsters? Be funny if professions could be tracked, hey?

There is a reason why so many strip clubs are located within walking distance of the courthouse.
 
There is a reason why so many strip clubs are located within walking distance of the courthouse.
Brothels are not far from Nevada's capitol in Carson City. Good taprooms and a fine Mafia restaurant is nearby, too. Eat, drink, be merry, fuck, and legislate -- that's the ticket! Pols in Sacratomato must venture further. Across a county line.

Off-topic: I found some enticing clickbaits. But no bestiality.

Pushy bonobo mothers help sons find sexual partners, scientists find.
High-ranking mothers lead sons to groups of females and keep guard while they mate.

Female adolescent macaques practice sex by mounting male deer.
It's a symbiotic relationship.

Lawyers, judges, politicians -- they're all animals. Woof.

Not sure why we need a season. Squishing the little fuckers anywhere & anytime seems pretty good to me :D
Old line: "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"
 
Off-topic: I found some enticing clickbaits. But no bestiality.

Pushy bonobo mothers help sons find sexual partners, scientists find.

High-ranking mothers lead sons to groups of females and keep guard while they mate.

This story just missed Mothers' Day by a few days. It gives new meaning to that line in the old song, "M is for the million things she gave me."

This could be an interesting story if moved into the human world. Maybe I should attempt it. What kind of girl or girls would Mom find acceptable, and how would the son react to it? How do the girls react?

"Arrangements" and matchmaking should be a fruitful story topic. Thanks for the inspiration.
 
No, they wan the girls to do all the exercising!

I danced at a club that was, literally, next door to a federal courthouse. Lunch hour was extremely lucrative.

Well you know the difference between a politician and a prostitute. They both take money to fuck you, but only the latter delivers.

Love and Kisses

Lisa Ann
 
You don't know that one hasn't. I've got one that I'd like to have read my stuff, but he's still at least five years away from a possible parole.

He can get to Lit in prison, but only if you send him enough ramen to trade...
 
He can get to Lit in prison, but only if you send him enough ramen to trade...

Ramen is a poor trade commodity, because it's so common. We used instant coffee packets for currency. Now, Honey Buns, that's where you can make a fortune!
 
Honestly? I’m not sure how I’d feel knowing a murderer had been reading my stuff.

I wouldn’t mind. But the question is whether I’d feel just a wee bit proud.

Looking at the US homicide figures and typical view stats for Literotica stories, I'd expect most of us have been read by a murderer/future murderer at one time or another.

About one in 150-200 Americans die by homicide. That means about one murderer per 200 to 1000 people, depending on what you assume about multiple murders. A mildly successful Literotica story might get tens of thousands of views.

Even allowing for a lot of murderers being in prison without internet access, or being not the reading type, it seems pretty likely that you'd find a murderer or two among those tens of thousands.
 
Murder, He Writes

After one of my stories posted, a lot of my readers wanted to kill me. It's one reason I use a fake name.
 
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