A Mortician Explains the Business

[3113]

I can't recall if Lit allows necrophilia, but this article on the business of being a mortician is certainly good for that story about the grieving widow and the funeral director getting it on...or possibly for erotic horror.

 

[Boxlicker101]

I think Necrophilia is okay. I posted a story on the subject in the Halloween contest one year, and it's still in place. Grossed out a few people.

 

[Handley_Page]

< snigger > It's dead boring though. . . .

 

[Stella_Omega]

I've had the tab open since last night, and just now read it-- fascinating!

The clown funeral. I could totally see that happening.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

That's 'cause clowns are creepy!

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's 'cause clowns are creepy!

Not to other clowns...

 

[lovecraft68]

Not to other clowns...

I recall an episode of CSI where this drunken clown that ruined a kid's birthday party was killed(he may have been having sex with the wife, I forget)

But the couple kept the guys clown suit and the husband would put it on and they would have sex.

Friggin creepy

 

[Stella_Omega]

I recall an episode of CSI where this drunken clown that ruined a kid's birthday party was killed(he may have been having sex with the wife, I forget)

But the couple kept the guys clown suit and the husband would put it on and they would have sex.

Friggin creepy

Yuck.

CSI's writers aren't clowns either.

*ponders*

Sometimes they totally are.