A Morbid Request

[The Nitelight]

Sometime this week, go to your attorney.
Put me in your will.
Leave me your entire fortune.
Leave me your house.
Leave me your collection of Perry Como albums.
Leave me a wooden nickel.
It doesn't matter.
It's the thought that counts.......

 

[KillerMuffin]

I left you my remaining debt to Columbia House. You only have to buy 4 more CDs at regular club prices in the next 2 years.

 

[LadyDarkFire]

Sometime this week, go to your attorney.
Put me in your will.
Leave me your entire fortune.
Leave me your house.
Leave me your collection of Perry Como albums.
Leave me a wooden nickel.
It doesn't matter.
It's the thought that counts.......

Sorry, my Brothers have dibs on my CDs, car, and computer. Everything else gets devided between friends and family. If I aquire anything new, I'll let you know.

 

[The Nitelight]

KillerMuffin

Way to start the ball rolling.......

 

[alltherage]

I'll leave you my collection of Maggie Thatcher sex toys.

 

[The Nitelight]

I'll leave you my collection of Maggie Thatcher sex toys.

Just wash them first, please......

 

[alltherage]

Just wash them first, please......

Course.

 

[bluespoke]

I'll leave you my collection of Maggie Thatcher sex toys.

The original was bad enough, but sex toys?

Euuuuuuggggghhhh, vomit!

 

[Gilly Bean]

I left you my credit card debt, and my 2nd child. The first born was already signed away towards college debts, and the 3rd, well... we kinda wanna keep her for now.