A monumental epiphany in my life

[KillerMuffin]

I just realized, as I stared at the clock with it's hateful 0230 face, that I don't have to get up in the morning. At all. Not even to do last minute homework.

I can even read those books I've rented from the library. I'm at loose ends.

What am I going to do with myself now?





I'm going to bed. This sucks.

 

[Coolville]

A monumental epiphany in my life...

And here I was thinking that it was because you figured out how to use two four-syllable words in one sentence.

 

[Soblue]

Call me blonde and slap me silly, but that happens to me every weekend. I'm so used to waking up with the alarm clock at 5:30 for work, that every single weekend, I laugh at myself when I realize I don't have to.

 

[kidthor]

What am I going to do with myself now?

Enjoy it.

 

[Bluesboy2]

KillerMuffin

There is always early morning target practice. Or making me breakfast.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

I just realized, as I stared at the clock with it's hateful 0230 face, that I don't have to get up in the morning. At all. Not even to do last minute homework.

I can even read those books I've rented from the library. I'm at loose ends.

What am I going to do with myself now?





I'm going to bed. This sucks.

I was hoping you would write the long awaited sequel to the infamous "Front lawn butt sex"

 

[Mad_Jack_Rabbit]

I'm so used to waking up with the alarm clock at 5:30 for work.

 

[Coolville]

Call me blonde and slap me silly, but that happens to me every weekend. I'm so used to waking up with the alarm clock at 5:30 for work, that every single weekend, I laugh at myself when I realize I don't have to.

I have an alarm clock, too, but it's a 7 day a week model that wakes us up at 6 AM. No batteries or electricity required.
Human Baby Alarm Clock. (tm)
But those weekends when he's at his Nan's are heaven on a stick.

 

[KillerMuffin]

There's getting up a 0730 in the morning because the StudMuffin couldn't find his ass without help. He can pick his way through uncharted woods without a map unerringly but he can't find his own frigging keys. Or his watch. Or his wallet. Or his shoes. Aaah!

*grumble*

Tomorrow, I'm ditching that particular vocation with a moon-faced "I don't know!"