A monster that eats panties

[Brandnewbuddy]

I’m currently doing an RP about a bogeyman who wants to marry a woman that it used to scare when she was a child. What’s been fun about playing the character is that they don’t get humans so they make situations worse.

Which gave me another idea: what if there was a monster whose only purpose and desire in life is to eat panties? Fresh ones are no good, worn but washed are edible but tasteless, ones freshly worn are good, but soaked ones are the absolute best.

So after sneaking around laundromats and hampers, it gets an idea: the easiest way to get the tastiest panties is to be the one to seduce women, make sure their panties are soaked, and then stealing the panties.

So it takes the form of a gorgeous woman and tries to seduce women…only it doesn’t understand most things. Like the fact most people want more after their panties are soaked.

Just had a humorous image of a monster in the form of a woman making a a moan writhe on a bed while she is utterly annoyed and waiting for the opportunity to just run off and eat the woman’s panties

 

[Rob_Royale]

Eats panties?

How about a creature who consumes pheromones? Scent molecules. And arousal pheromones are the best. Panties are still good, but straight from the source is better.