A Monday Morning Q&A...

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Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for suck here.


Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a french kiss, but only "down under."


Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go, they take your house and car with them.


Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch . . . .
 
What does it mean when you already knew all the answers to this quiz????

Either I'm a smart ass or I like dumb jokes......take your pick...... :D
 
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