A moment of silence, please. They found a body in the lake.

[KillerMuffin]

In Vienna on the border near Germany, police fished a woman's body out of a lake. It was a sad moment and took them nearly twenty minutes in the cold water. There were never signs of life from the poor woman.

From Reuters
Police rushed to the lake bordering Switzerland and Germany after a boatsman Friday called to say he had spotted a body.

It's a terrible tragedy, and we, as compassionate human beings should give a moment of silence for this woman's loved ones. Well, at least for the Viennese man that is out the sex doll that the police fished out of the lake, that is.

Poor man, he must be heartbroken. Perhaps he ditched her body? A lover's quarrel gone horribly wrong...

What do you think happened? How did this lovely lady find herself floating, naked, in the lake?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[cybergirly]

I think she was starting to blow hot air at him and pissed him off.

Nah, I think she stopped blowing hot air at him.

 

[kotori]

Water wings?

 

[Saint Peter]

Still waiting for the DNA tests to come back from the lab.

 

[cg_allstar]

I've heard of this before. It's not all that uncommon. The man suspects the doll of leaking. He takes it to the nearest large body of water. Then he holds the doll under water looking for air bubbles indicating the leak. For some reason, he loses his hold on the doll and it floats out of reach. Well, the man can't swim and has to abandon the doll. Naturally, someone comes along and mistakenly identifies the doll as a drowning victim. The police are called. Everyone gets all worked up... Nope just a blow-up doll. Happens all the time. I'm surprised it still makes the news.

 

[Sillyman]

Damnit, I send the girl to go get some doughnuts and she ends up in fucking Vienna! Now I have to call over there!

 

[InnocentAngel81]

lol you got me, i thought someone was hurt, well he can always get a better one.

 

[SlowHand89]

Poor guy. My heart goes out to him.

*sends deep breaths to Vienna*

 

[DevilBoy79]

interesting, kinda funny

 

[riff]

I thought you were gonna sing "Watchin' The Detectives" by Elvis Costello for us.

She's filing her nails while they're draggin' the lake...."

Don't you ever get this numb feeling? All the looting, shooting, stabbing, grabbing, and betrayal....

We are all our own worst nightmare sometimes, it seems.

~silent~