A mile of cock

[Latina]

If his 8" cock slips into me 20 times in each session, and we have sex 5 times a week, 4 weeks a month, that's 800 inches of cock fed into my pussy each month. We've been together 5 years, or about 60 months. 60 x 800 is 48000 inches, divide by 12 is 4000 feet. So if we keep up this pace (and I certainly hope we will), in another 2 years, he will have stuffed a mile of cock into my hungry pussy. Mmmmm, what a nice thought!

As you can see, he's not here right now and I have WAY to much sex on my brain!

Didn't someone on another thread say something about sex addict?

-- Latina

 

[BiBabe:)]

He he he, why aren't we a math wizard?

Well, I know how you feel, your man isn't there. That's why I love being bisexual. Because if my boyfriend's away, I always have my girlfriend, and if my girlfriend's away, I always have my boyfriend. And most of the time, my little pussy gets a LOT of action.

 

[carini]

lol Fun!

When my ex was out on vacation in england we used to have phone sex and we called his dick the transatlantic schlong... cause he was able to fuck me across an ocean LOL

a lot longer than a mile huh LOL :O

 

[Shelby]

Oops, thought this was a quiz. My answer was going to be Super Grover.

Obviously inappropriate.

 

[mig]

Consider this.----Extend your thoughts to the whole of the USA.Population around 250.000.000 of which a half(say) are male.Of that 125.000.000 suppose that 500.000 are having sex at any one time.Now using your own figures,how many miles of cock are working at any one time? Answers on a postcard please.

 

[Ally C]

Q: What do you call an Irish guy with a big cock?

A: Miles O'Toole.

 

[CRaZy]

Q: What do you call an Irish guy with a big cock?

A: Miles O'Toole.

Hmmmm...but what sort of mile? When you are driving in Ireland there are distances recorded in Irish miles (I kid you not it is different to a rest of the world mile), normal miles and kilometres. Only trouble is they never clearly label which measurement the distance is in. You don't know which measurement is applicable till you reach where you are going and know how far you've gone, if you know what I mean. So, when an Irishman gives you a statistic, well, you know, best to just check the credentials out carefully for yourself. LOL.

 

[Ally C]

to be sure...?

So that's why they keep saying "to be sure" ... Thanks for the info CRaZy ... LMAO ...

... I just love those informative replies, nice one!

 

[WriterDom]

so how many ounces of pussy juice does a mile of cock produce?

 

[Ally C]

so how many ounces of pussy juice does a mile of cock produce?

My dry wit will be no use today ...


*then again ... *

 

[Adoratrice]

He only "slips" it in you 20 times a session?

I'm sorry.

 

[Ally C]

I seem to have overlooked the obvious today ...

He only "slips" it in you 20 times a session?

I'm sorry.

That observation was miles ahead of the rest ...

 

[bluntforcemama]

LOL

um... the cock that I have access to is only 4.5 inches... so it's going to take twice as long to reach that mile marker.

 

[mig]

For those who may have an interest in detail the answer is 63 miles(approx)for one stroke.

 

[Guru]

 

[Latina]

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He only "slips" it in you 20 times a session?

I'm sorry.

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I'm talking minimum. After lots of foreplay. It's often more than that, of course, but I was trying to be conservative in my math.

The other morning, he tested-out a new technique he read in a men's magazine: 9 slow strokes, then one fast, then 8 slow and 2 fast, then 7 slow and 3 fast, then...well, you get the idea. Anyway, when he got to where the fasts exceeded the slows (4 slow and 6 fast), I had completely lost it and I exploded, and he had barely let me calm down before he quickly followed suit. He never DID get to 1 slow and 9 fast, which would have made an even 100 strokes. If the way he got ME excited is any indication, I don't think any couple actually gets to that 100th stroke! But it sure was fun trying!

-- Latina

 

[RonG]

If his 8" cock slips into me 20 times in each session, and we have sex 5 times a week, 4 weeks a month, that's 800 inches of cock fed into my pussy each month. We've been together 5 years, or about 60 months. 60 x 800 is 48000 inches, divide by 12 is 4000 feet. So if we keep up this pace (and I certainly hope we will), in another 2 years, he will have stuffed a mile of cock into my hungry pussy. Mmmmm, what a nice thought!

As you can see, he's not here right now and I have WAY to much sex on my brain!

Didn't someone on another thread say something about sex addict?

-- Latina

Cursed Math, but if you have sex 5 times a week, 4 weeks a month, and 20 strokes to collapse, 800 inches of cock would mean you are only getting an average of 2" of cock per stroke.

Unless you are truly getting 8 inches, then you have already gotten over 3 miles of cock in the 60 months. You know how that fuzzy Washington Math is . . .

 

[TN_Vixen]

math 'n sex?

aww c'mon, don't ruin sex for me now! hehe. Never was good at math but I can damn sure tell the difference b/w 5" and 9".

 

[Latina]

(Furtively checks her calculator)

8" x 20 strokes minimum x 20 times per month = 3200" per month x 60 months = 19200" or 16000 feet or..damn, you're right, 3.03 MILES! And that's MINIMUM, I think it's probably closer to twice that (got up to about 65 strokes two nights ago)!

I must have been too tired (or too horny) when I first calculated this.

Is his 3-6 miles of motion why he's lost 10 pounds? Is it equivalent to RUNNING that many miles?

Enquiring minds don't want to know. Just having fun with this. Didn't know I'd start SO much reply!

-- Latina

 

[CRaZy]

WHO COUNTS STROKES??? I get so excited when Panadolboy finally doesn't have a headache that I wouldn't even be able to count gunshots outside my window. Geeze.