A Midwinter's Literotica Dream

[Dillinger]

Who else is bored? Hey, I know... lets put on a play and everyone will come to see it and we'll raise money and be able to rent a large place in New Hampshire every winter and have reunions and even invite all our old army buddies and it will be real sentimental and all...

ACT I

SCENE I. Literotica. The palace of DIllinger.

Enter DILLINGER as Theseus, ??? as HIPPOLYTA, ??? as PHILOSTRATE, and Attendants

Dillinger

Now, fair ???, our cyber hour
Draws on apace; four happy drinks I've had
Another thread: but, O, methinks, how slow to load
The old posts wane! it lingers in my desiree,
Like to a unregistered or a troll
Long waiting out a long night's revue.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Curiouser and curiouser thought ????

 

[Wiggles]

I could help paint the back drops (or naked bodies), but I can't help with the actual writing of the play....

Creative idea though, maybe you can pull some 'drama' experts in here to help with the story line and such...

 

[LukkyKnight]

Bless thee, Bottom! bless thee! thou art translated.

 

[celiaKitten]

Oooo! I'm a theatre girl, I'll do anything but play the Fairy Queen that falls in love with the Jackass.

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

Celia what If i'm the Jackass?

Okay I'll be one of the actors, I can dance, sing and act.

 

[Dillinger]

Too much planning people... the play has already started! Guess I'll have to do Hippolyta too


HIPPOLYTA

Four gays will quickly fuck themselves a knight;
Four knights will quickly cream right on time;
And then they'll moon, like to a puckered anus
New-bent in anal heaven, shall be held these knights
Of our sodemies

 

[Dillinger]

Guess I'm still Theseus too...

THESEUSINGER

Go, Prostrate,
Stir up the Athenian youth to merriments; (damn, don't need to change a thing in that line!)
Awake the perverts and nibble on their mirths;
Turn melancholy forth to fuck and alls
The pale companion is not for us to pump.

Exit Prostrate

Hippolyta, I woohoo'd thee with my sword, (that's cock if you didn't know - sword=cock)
And won thy love, doing thee old in and out
But I will fuck thee in another way,
With that pale pump from the last paragraph and with lots of umph and with revealing thee in public.

Enter EGEUS, HERMIA, LYSANDER, and DEMETRIUS