A message from me.

[SweetMaj]

Well, Maj, your Danish lessons never taught me this phrase! It seems quite suggestively English, you know.

It means - "Do you come here often?"

 

[Boxlicker101]

It means - "Do you come here often?"

Being writers of porn, we tend to have dirty minds. It looks to me like something about cumming on your tits.

 

[Handley_Page]

I do wish there was a quicker way of telling the spam to piss off

 

[TxRad]

I do wish there was a quicker way of telling the spam to piss off

Just report them ever chance you get. The more reports, the faster they come down sometimes.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Handley_Page
I do wish there was a quicker way of telling the spam to piss off

Just report them ever chance you get. The more reports, the faster they come down sometimes.

When the spammers are still online, it's sometimes futile to delete their work, because they put it right back up again.

 

[SweetMaj]

All spammers are reported in here.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Wow! Maj has had spamalot.

 

[SweetMaj]

Wow! Maj has had spamalot.

Yeah - I've had spamalot all right and it's quite annoying.

 

[YoursSINSerely]

Yeah - I've had spamalot all right and it's quite annoying.

Did someone report it, yet?

 

[oggbashan]

Did someone report it, yet?

Yes. Several times on different forums.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by YoursSINSerely
Did someone report it, yet?

Yes. Several times on different forums.

I have been reporting or deleting it whenever I see it.

 

[SweetMaj]

Quote:
Originally Posted by YoursSINSerely
Did someone report it, yet?




I have been reporting or deleting it whenever I see it.

So have I, and not only in here.

Right now I'm off to the beach.

Have a great day and I'll see ya.

 

[oggbashan]

So have I, and not only in here.

Right now I'm off to the beach.

Have a great day and I'll see ya.

I live at the beach. Any visitors coming to see me won't be able to park their cars. All the spaces have gone...

 

[SweetMaj]

I live at the beach. Any visitors coming to see me won't be able to park their cars. All the spaces have gone...

You're lucky to live at the beach, Ogg!

It's overcast here today but the birds are happy and so is my pussy...uh...cat.

 

[TimothyM]

Lille mis, lille mis, lille mis på vejen.
Hvis er du, hvis er du? Jeg er sgu min egen.
(Adapted from Piet Hein)

funny that the word mis in Danish can mean the same two things as pussy in English. So there are opportunities for misunderstandings ;-)

gir du din mis bad?
jeg kan ikke stå for varme nuttede misser - ups jo det hænder tit.
en mis tager mus, men missen driller tit musen for sjov ved at slippe og fange den flere gange.
nus missen tit for at få den til at spinde.

Kan du finde på flere, Maj?

 

[SweetMaj]

Lille mis, lille mis, lille mis på vejen.
Hvis er du, hvis er du? Jeg er sgu min egen.
(Adapted from Piet Hein)

funny that the word mis in Danish can mean the same two things as pussy in English. So there are opportunities for misunderstandings ;-)

gir du din mis bad?
jeg kan ikke stå for varme nuttede misser - ups jo det hænder tit.
en mis tager mus, men missen driller tit musen for sjov ved at slippe og fange den flere gange.
nus missen tit for at få den til at spinde.

Kan du finde på flere, Maj?

Here's a good one:

Husk at glemme bagateller.
Husk at nemme hvad det gælder.
Husk at elske mens du tør det.
Husk at leve mens du gør det.
(Piet Hein.)

I'll try to translate it:

Remember to forget small things.
Remember to be aware what it's all about.
Remember to love while you dare.
Remember to live while you're doing it.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I miss your mis, Miss Maj!

 

[SweetMaj]

I miss your mis, Miss Maj!

I'm here with my mis, Tio.


(The spammer above me is reported.)

 

[SweetMaj]

Here's a picture of my cat.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Here's a picture of my cat.

I always knew you had a lovely pussy, Maj.

 

[Handley_Page]

Here's a picture of my cat.

Ah, inn'at sweet ?

 

[SweetMaj]

I always knew you had a lovely pussy, Maj.

My pussy is very happy this morning, and she's a bit of a teaser.

 

[SweetMaj]

Ah, inn'at sweet ?

 

[TxRad]

My pussy is very happy this morning, and she's a bit of a teaser.

True, very true.

How's the cat?

 

[SweetMaj]

True, very true.

How's the cat?

My cat is happy too.

I know where I'll be this evening:

In front of my computer reading your two new stories. /

Have a good day, Tx.