A mean, cranky thread for Debbie

[Nora]

Here ya go, sugarplum! Let loose!

 

[curious2c]

Debbie? Debbie? Mean and cranky? NO WAY! Say it ain't so!

 

[Nora]

C'mon, people!! Let Debbie know we'll still love her even if she lets go of her usually, happy-fluffy self for a thread!

Besides, she's just so darned cute when she cusses!

 

[TWB]

'bout friggin time.

 

[Debbie]

TWB? Why whatever are you implying?

Yes, I hereby declare that at this present moment
I am a franky cucker!

 

[Sillyman]

Debbie's on the war path! Head for the hills!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Are you pmsing too, sweetie?

 

[TWB]

You into Cukes? Cool.

 

[Nora]

Debbie? Debbie? Mean and cranky? NO WAY! Say it ain't so!

Nooooooo Mr C!! It's TWUE! It's TWUE! She can do it! I've seen her!!

*cheers Debbie from the sidelines*

 

[Sillyman]

Quick, get to safety before the carpet kiwiing!

 

[Nora]

TWB? Why whatever are you implying?

Yes, I hereby declare that at this present moment
I am a franky cucker!

Beats being a cucking funt!

 

[#1tankcomander]

NORA are you being mean and cranky again?

 

[Worm]

/hijack

Lick me!

 

[Debbie]

Yo worm, I like worms on toast.

Ruby. No PMS.
Just a really pissed off kiwi chick.

Run Sillyman run that is good advice.
I would say jump and run!


Nora! Right now I am a bucking fitch
and without warning may turn nasty!

I have steam coming out my ears.

 

[Nora]

I was earlier, Tank, but now I'm home and full of a happy corn muffin so I'm actually feeling pretty perky.

I guess I could regress if you think it would help Debbie get in touch with her inner-crank?

Hiya Worm!

Hey Debbie? Here's a book you can throw. It's hardback and it'll make a nicely satisfying THWAP when it hits the wall!

Go ahead, it's one of hubby's. He won't mind!

 

[Nora]

Yo worm, I like worms on toast.

Ruby. No PMS.
Just a really pissed off kiwi chick.

Run Sillyman run that is good advice.
I would say jump and run!


Nora! Right now I am a bucking fitch
and without warning may turn nasty!

I have steam coming out my ears.

Steam, eh? Mind if I throw some green beans on? I've got a craving. *grins*

Ok...see this X <--- That X is the object of your anger. Let it have it!!

 

[Debbie]

Do you have a target I could throw it at?
I need someone with a hard head.
I have a mean throwing hand.

(Nora Nora Nora show us your crank
I mean crankiness)

 

[#1tankcomander]

I was earlier, Tank, but now I'm home and full of a happy corn muffin so I'm actually feeling pretty perky.

I guess I could regress if you think it would help Debbie get in touch with her inner-crank?

Hiya Worm!

Hey Debbie? Here's a book you can throw. It's hardback and it'll make a nicely satisfying THWAP when it hits the wall!

Go ahead, it's one of hubby's. He won't mind!

Will ya help me find my inner.......ummm...errrr........

 

[Sillyman]

I want to see Nora's crank! C'mon Nora!

 

[Debbie]

Dear X,
WTF? Is wrong with you?
Do you need to have a sledge hammer whack you on the head before the message sinks in?

 

[curious2c]

Not the kind of 'crank' I had in mind...hmmmm...foo bucking tad.

 

[#1tankcomander]

Nora had her crank removed years ago! Silly!

 

[Nora]

Do you have a target I could throw it at?
I need someone with a hard head.
I have a mean throwing hand.

(Nora Nora Nora show us your crank
I mean crankiness)

lol Ok, here. I'll show you how it's done.

(not directed to anyone here, of course)

You goddamned pathetic little pussy! You disgust me. You are lower than a fleck of puke on a frat house floor on a sunday morning. I hope someone runs over your useless fucking body with a milk truck and squishes your empty fucking head like a grape.

see? now you try it!

 

[curious2c]

lol Ok, here. I'll show you how it's done.

(not directed to anyone here, of course)

You goddamned pathetic little pussy! You disgust me. You are lower than a fleck of puke on a frat house floor on a sunday morning. I hope someone runs over your useless fucking body with a milk truck and squishes your empty fucking head like a grape.

see? now you try it!

*standing in awe of THE Nora*

WOW

 

[Debbie]

If people flirt in this thread or hijack it?
I will find a newly sharpened pencil
or run with scissors.

Nora? You crank me up.
Stop that at once!!!