sirhugs
Riding to the Rescue
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Mashups are all the rage these days on youtube (Jane Austen Fight Club, anyone?).
It works just as well on Lit, and in Story Ideas. My Getting Old Sucks, in 2002, grew out of a thread about mature incest.
How about mature and anal.
Here's an idea, not for all tastes, and would require a writer with a "light touch" to keep it humourous, but also hot:
Edward and Agatha are an outwardly conservative middle aged couple, happily married lo these 30 years. He's an accountant, she went back to school after the kids grew up and sells real estate when she's not serving the tea at church.
what their friends and neighbours wouldn't guess is that when they were younger, Ed and Ag LOVED anal sex. Nothing made her climax as much as feeling him pump a big load into her poop chute while she fucked herself with her fingers or a dildo. And he always got hardest enjoying the tightness of her ass, especially after the kids stretched her vagina.
Unfortunately, Ag developed hemorrhoids in her 30s, and was just too shy and embarrassed to seek treatment, so they gave up this joy. Ag worried that Ed might find another ass to fuck, so she kept him well pleasured, though- he was never allowed to go to work without having his balls drained, even if it was just a quick blow job in the shower. But it was just never the same.
A few months before their 30th anniversary, Ag has her checkup. The new doctor is more through than her old GP, notes the 'roids, explains that new surgery is done as outpatient, minimal recovery. Ed has his annual fishing trip a few weeks later, so Ag secretly has the surgery then.
On the night of their anniversary, when ed gets home from work, he finds Ag naked , crouched over a stool, freshly washed ass facing the door...
It works just as well on Lit, and in Story Ideas. My Getting Old Sucks, in 2002, grew out of a thread about mature incest.
How about mature and anal.
Here's an idea, not for all tastes, and would require a writer with a "light touch" to keep it humourous, but also hot:
Edward and Agatha are an outwardly conservative middle aged couple, happily married lo these 30 years. He's an accountant, she went back to school after the kids grew up and sells real estate when she's not serving the tea at church.
what their friends and neighbours wouldn't guess is that when they were younger, Ed and Ag LOVED anal sex. Nothing made her climax as much as feeling him pump a big load into her poop chute while she fucked herself with her fingers or a dildo. And he always got hardest enjoying the tightness of her ass, especially after the kids stretched her vagina.
Unfortunately, Ag developed hemorrhoids in her 30s, and was just too shy and embarrassed to seek treatment, so they gave up this joy. Ag worried that Ed might find another ass to fuck, so she kept him well pleasured, though- he was never allowed to go to work without having his balls drained, even if it was just a quick blow job in the shower. But it was just never the same.
A few months before their 30th anniversary, Ag has her checkup. The new doctor is more through than her old GP, notes the 'roids, explains that new surgery is done as outpatient, minimal recovery. Ed has his annual fishing trip a few weeks later, so Ag secretly has the surgery then.
On the night of their anniversary, when ed gets home from work, he finds Ag naked , crouched over a stool, freshly washed ass facing the door...
