A mathematical solution to fashion.

[warrior queen]

First, measure from your shoulder to the floor.
Then divide that by the Golden Number 1.618.
That gives you your length for a skirt or shorts.
Apparently this gives you the perfect look for your legs.

I haven't tried it yet.

 

[chillywilly2]

would you apply that dimension from the floor or from your shoulder

 

[phrodeau]

Adding the sum of your legs squared might make my log function.

 

[warrior queen]

My number is 99cm.
I don't have a single item in my wardrobe of that length.

 

[warrior queen]

Adding the sum of your legs squared might make my log function.

My legs only get squared when I'm restrained to all four posts of the bed

 

[knot_sweet]

First, measure from your shoulder to the floor.
Then divide that by the Golden Number 1.618.
That gives you your length for a skirt or shorts.
Apparently this gives you the perfect look for your legs.

I haven't tried it yet.

I figure this doesn't take into account people with bad cottage cheese thighs, comparitively larger than proportionate calves and cankles?

Cos honestly, most of the above applies to me, and no matter how well hung the skirt, I look awful in it.

 

[CHNOPS]

My legs only get squared when I'm restrained to all four posts of the bed

Whoa. Exactly how many legs are we talking about here?

 

[Disgustipated]

Whoa. Exactly how many legs are we talking about here?

One of them is a peg leg from the pirate ship.

 

[warrior queen]

Whoa. Exactly how many legs are we talking about here?

If you have to ask that question, I really can't help you