A marriage tale.

[Pee4Fun]

Marge and Harold had been married for forty years. But, the spark had gone out of their marriage many years ago.
In fact, they hadn't made love in years. Every night was the same. Marge watched TV while Harry read the paper.
Then, after the news, they went to bed. Marge was so lonely and starved for love and...starved for sex too.

One day, Marge had an idea to rekindle the flame in their dead marriage. She thought she'd wear her backless nightgown
backwards. That should get Harold's attention. She told herself, "I'll do it tonight!"

Harold was in his favorite chair that night, as usual, with his nose buried in the paper. Marge walked into the
living room with her gown on backwards. Her breasts were bare and swayed as she walked. She walked over to Harold
and asked, "Harold, do you notice anything different about me?" Harold peered over his paper and said, "Yes, your
nightgown is on backwards." Marge paused for a moment and asked, "How can you tell?" Harold replied, "Because the
shit stains are in the front."

 

[Pee4Fun]

I'm so glad you enjoyed it! It's one of my all-time favorites.

 

[PeteyPP]

Two old ladies were talking one complaining she didn't get enough sex. The second told her to do what I do and be lying in bed naked when he gets home. We always have great sex after that.
The next day they met again and the second asked her how it went.
I was lying there naked when he came in
Did you have a great night after that.
No he said put your teeth in your mouth and do something with your hair you look like an asshole

 

[zoso682001]

Marge and Harold had been married for forty years. But, the spark had gone out of their marriage many years ago.
In fact, they hadn't made love in years. Every night was the same. Marge watched TV while Harry read the paper.
Then, after the news, they went to bed. Marge was so lonely and starved for love and...starved for sex too.

One day, Marge had an idea to rekindle the flame in their dead marriage. She thought she'd wear her backless nightgown
backwards. That should get Harold's attention. She told herself, "I'll do it tonight!"

Harold was in his favorite chair that night, as usual, with his nose buried in the paper. Marge walked into the
living room with her gown on backwards. Her breasts were bare and swayed as she walked. She walked over to Harold
and asked, "Harold, do you notice anything different about me?" Harold peered over his paper and said, "Yes, your
nightgown is on backwards." Marge paused for a moment and asked, "How can you tell?" Harold replied, "Because the
shit stains are in the front."

.....and Harold is survived by his wife of 40 years . His funeral will be ................